r/facepalm 13h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Kid throws pizza boxes on the floor for a video

73.5k Upvotes

r/interestingasfuck 5h ago

Squirrel trying to fake an injury

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r/AskReddit 15h ago

Under what circumstances would you stay in a sexless marriage? NSFW

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago Take My Energy

My neighbor, everyone. He parks like this when his wife isn't home and moves it back when she's back so they can both park on one of the few spots with shade. This has been happening for months already and the administration doesn't do anything about it.

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r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago Silver

kitten A simple act of kindness can go a very long way

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r/BeAmazed 16h ago

Nature Bird trying to impress a female

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r/antiwork 6h ago

Students are refusing to pay back their loans when payment pause ends

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r/worldnews 9h ago

Chinese warship nearly hits U.S. destroyer in Taiwan Strait during joint Canada-U.S. mission

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r/memes 5h ago

It doesn't work that way?

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r/HumansBeingBros 4h ago

this woman saves a colony of bees

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r/funny 9h ago

Thats not why you get cats

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r/nottheonion 6h ago

A true crime fanatic in South Korea killed someone she met online 'out of curiosity' to see what murder would be like for real, police say

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r/midjourney 16h ago Endless Coolness Gold Heartwarming Bravo Grande!

Discussion Modern society tells us that dresses are only for women, but it doesn't have to be that way. Here is concept art for 17 different masculine dresses and skirts. What do you think?

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r/pics 14h ago Take My Energy Mind Blown

A Belgian agency, specializing in construction jobs made this.

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r/politics 6h ago

Florida congressman shouts ‘f*** Ron DeSantis’ on stage at Paramore concert

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r/NoStupidQuestions 9h ago

Do guys actually eat pussy for their own pleasure? NSFW

4.4k Upvotes

r/tifu 11h ago

S TIFU telling my gf (22) how I (23m) met my friends NSFW

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A couple of nights ago my gf was supposed to meet my friends. I've been delaying the process for months because I knew I had to have an uncomfortable conversation first. I met my friends at an orgy. My roommate at the time asked for my permission to host an orgy at our flat. I said yes, as long as my room and my belongings were off limits and the flat was cleaned properly afterwards. My plan was to spend the night at my mom's house and be out of everyone's way during the orgy, but my roommate encouraged me to stay and participate.

I was still a virgin back then. The thought of sleeping with one person was overwhelming enough, let alone a group of people. However, my roommate eventually convinced me to take part. I was added to a group chat with all the people who were gonna be involved in the orgy. All of them made me feel really comfortable. That being said, when the orgy finally happened, I was unable to have sex with anyone. My anxiety won. Everyone was understanding though. Life went on.

My roommate became my ex roommate after a few months, but we never stopped being friends. The connections I made with the people at the orgy also developed into friendships. We're still friends now. My gf didn't know my history with them until earlier this week when I finally had the courage to explain the orgy story. She was shocked and disturbed and asked if I lied to her about being a virgin when we met. I said no. She struggled to believe that a virgin guy would walk away from an orgy with his virginity still intact.

My gf made it clear that she was no longer interested in meeting my "friends." She said she didn't know how she could be in a relationship with someone who was friends with people who shared him. I asked my gf if she was breaking up with me and she said she was gonna need some time to decide what to do. Last night she decided. Our relationship is over.

TL:DR I told my gf that I met my friends at an orgy. That was all she needed to hear to break up with me.

Edit:

I never had sex at the orgy, but I did end up kissing my roommate AND another girl did go down on me. I didn't leave out that information to make my gf look like the villain, at least not intentionally, this is my fuck up after all. I should have provided a link to my previous post that explained everything or included the kiss and the BJ when I initially posted on this sub. It's understandable that my gf is uncomfortable with my past because my past is still part of my present due to the friends I have.


r/movies 7h ago

News Walt Disney's Pixar Targets 'Lightyear' Execs Among 75 Job Cuts

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 7h ago All-Seeing Upvote

Satire / Fake Tweet He should really let it go

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r/therewasanattempt 9h ago Sidevote

To drink beer

20.4k Upvotes

r/iamatotalpieceofshit 15h ago

Interrupting other people's religious services for your "beliefs"

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r/politics 12h ago

Federal Judge rules Tennessee drag ban is unconstitutional

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r/oddlysatisfying 7h ago hehehehe

Helping this Iguana king shed its dorsal crests

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r/videos 3h ago Narwhal Salute

Mod Post /r/Videos will be going dark from June 12-14 in protest against Reddit's API changes which kill 3rd party apps.

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r/mildlyinteresting 11h ago

The McDonalds in my town has a sign with only one arch

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