r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22
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r/BrandNewSentence • u/Different_Captain717 • 14h ago
Buy one, get one flea
r/BrandNewSentence • u/peakypresence69 • 5h ago
Just like your mother
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheRealSlimCory • 1d ago
I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MoiNameIsBdhdnt • 12h ago
I guess we'll never know
r/BrandNewSentence • u/goNnaylor • 10h ago
Graduated from Donut to Twinkie
r/BrandNewSentence • u/darthkyle22 • 1d ago
Racecar Health Potato
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SpyderTwoWhyBanana • 14h ago
Goblin Sodomizing Cum Bubble
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lockdown18 • 1d ago
I Wouldn't Have the Courage Either...
r/BrandNewSentence • u/wolfexo • 12h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ssql_pm • 9h ago
Practice self-care like a mummy!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/astralrig96 • 7h ago
the question is were they signed?
r/BrandNewSentence • u/jaymich17 • 1d ago
Mammoth jumbo meatball
r/BrandNewSentence • u/BurmecianDancer • 3h ago
Colorado Public Radio bringing the heat:
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Exact_Roll_4048 • 5h ago
"A two-liter coke bottle all in my booty!"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/YoGizmo353 • 1d ago
One piece for white women
r/BrandNewSentence • u/hisprerogative • 1d ago
Scientists grow mammoth flesh in a lab to make a prehistoric meatball - but they're too afraid to eat it in case ancient protein proves DEADLY
r/BrandNewSentence • u/JeandePierre • 21h ago
Dipshit death spiral
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MyNameSpaghette • 9h ago
I'm sorry, a what?!
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jakob21 • 2h ago
I'm stealing their Achilles tendons, try walking now you floppy footed dumdum
r/BrandNewSentence • u/scarlet_sage • 7m ago
@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich
r/BrandNewSentence • u/geoffjohns2013 • 10h ago
Straight up god of war a small group of those honky fucks.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/thepianoguy2019 • 7h ago
“You aren’t supposed to cook basketballs!”
r/BrandNewSentence • u/yayaupg_ • 17h ago
We could carpet bomb Gannon
r/BrandNewSentence • u/bertimings • 12h ago
Hatsune Miku Richard Wagner
r/BrandNewSentence • u/dustyoboe • 7h ago