r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

554 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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255 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Buy one, get one flea

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3.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Just like your mother

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117 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I don't know what's better, the caption or the title.

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4.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

I guess we'll never know

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301 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Graduated from Donut to Twinkie

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146 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Racecar Health Potato

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3.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

Goblin Sodomizing Cum Bubble

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205 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I Wouldn't Have the Courage Either...

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7.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Amoeba

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88 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Practice self-care like a mummy!

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50 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

the question is were they signed?

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32 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Mammoth jumbo meatball

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1.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Colorado Public Radio bringing the heat:

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15 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"A two-liter coke bottle all in my booty!"

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18 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

One piece for white women

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7.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Scientists grow mammoth flesh in a lab to make a prehistoric meatball - but they're too afraid to eat it in case ancient protein proves DEADLY

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898 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Dipshit death spiral

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273 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

I'm sorry, a what?!

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24 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

I'm stealing their Achilles tendons, try walking now you floppy footed dumdum

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5 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7m ago

@elonmusk lol you absolute airport vending machine tuna sandwich

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Straight up god of war a small group of those honky fucks.

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27 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

“You aren’t supposed to cook basketballs!”

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13 Upvotes

🥴🤔❓❓❓


r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

We could carpet bomb Gannon

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88 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Hatsune Miku Richard Wagner

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33 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

On Louis CK

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10 Upvotes