r/ProgrammerHumor • u/VitaminnCPP • Mar 29 '23

Next hop localhost Meme

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/eegocentrik Mar 29 '23

Local host is on a different route.

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u/VitaminnCPP Mar 29 '23

traceroute localhost

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u/skwyckl Mar 29 '23

You might say they are ... tunnelling

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u/VitaminnCPP Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

I don't need tunnel, I have Virtual private Jet.

Over public train network.

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u/ReadyThor Mar 29 '23

This must be the transport layer.

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u/legends_never_die_1 Mar 29 '23

the question is...are you a 1 or just a 0?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

[deleted]

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u/VitaminnCPP Mar 29 '23

TAN: Train area network.

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u/noonewantstowerk Mar 29 '23

It's probably filled with WRT54gs

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u/maximovious Mar 29 '23

I wonder how they got my website's IP address when I haven't even launched it yet.

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u/pipsvip Mar 29 '23

Chinese hackers. There's a rumor that TikTok may use your home wifi.

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u/b_ootay_ful Mar 29 '23

I just want to go 127.0.0.1

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u/jeerabiscuit Mar 29 '23

Home sweet locahost

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u/plumo Mar 29 '23

lmao get doxxed kid got ur home address

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u/upbeat22 Mar 29 '23

The Traceroute express

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u/Sam-Gunn Mar 29 '23

"All passengers looking to make a change to another Class C address, please get off at the next stop and follow the signs for RFC 1918.

Do you know your destination port? Subway port-maps can be found clearly marked at every stop. If you are unable to find the port-map, please ask an RPC-service member.

This train makes the following stops: 192.168.4.0/22"

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u/qcdebug Mar 31 '23

That's a really long route, gotta be at least 1000 stops on that line.

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u/Dependent-Cheetah-54 Mar 29 '23

Saint-Petersburg, Russia. I can find location by its internal IP.

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u/ExistentialDroid23 Mar 29 '23

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u/Dependent-Cheetah-54 Mar 29 '23

No, I used social engineering

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u/TensyL Mar 29 '23

no way! I love hacking with CSS too!

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u/absolutelyhugenuts Mar 29 '23

Write that down in API.

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u/Beautiful-Lobster943 Mar 29 '23

see you at localhost 8pm

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u/That-Row-3038 Mar 29 '23

I hate to break it to you mr train, but you aren’t unique in that regard

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u/psilo_polymathicus Mar 29 '23

I’m just impressed that they changed the 3rd octet to 5.

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u/maxsjakie Mar 29 '23

Fun thing. I also saw an IP address on the front of a train yesterday lmaoo

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u/noonewantstowerk Mar 29 '23

Someone turn on spanning train protocol

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u/pimezone Mar 29 '23

Remember, after each station your Time To Live shortens by one hop.

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u/ScrotumFlavoredTaint Mar 29 '23

Just like in real life!

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u/Mission_Egg4330 Mar 29 '23

Localhost .. Cute, keep hairpinning to local services - you'll enter the same station you left from 😝

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u/D34TH_5MURF__ Mar 29 '23

I hope you aren't implying that 192.168.0.0/16 addresses are localhost. I hope you mean that the next stop after the one shown will be 127.0.0.1.

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u/Mercurionio Mar 29 '23

The best on this photo is that people are reading BOOKS. The real one, not digital

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u/goddess_steffi_graf Mar 29 '23

saint petersburg 🤗

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u/FantasticGas1836 Mar 30 '23

Hey, that's my stop :-)

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u/Jimothy_Egg Mar 29 '23

Genuinely confused. Do you mean "next stop"?

Cause that's a phrase that's broadcast on public transport. I have never heard "next hop"

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u/D34TH_5MURF__ Mar 29 '23

People often talk about networks making a hop from one ip to another. So in terms of networking, talking about the "next hop" makes sense.

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u/Netnyoohoo Mar 29 '23

Home sweet home

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u/0xGDi Mar 29 '23

Take your bet! Which comes first? Your station, or TTL 0?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Tell me you don’t know what localhost means without telling me you don’t know what localhost means.

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u/Serious_Web7948 Mar 29 '23

404 next station not found

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u/ShinigamiEX Mar 29 '23

That’s not local host….

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u/Drippify_The_Femboy Mar 29 '23

Who doxxed my subway train?

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u/johncholmes13 Mar 29 '23

Works on my computer 🤷‍♂️

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u/Economy-Cake3636 Mar 29 '23

I have always wanted to meet and thank the host

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u/bearwood_forest Mar 29 '23

This protocol has enormous bandwith, but a car gets better ping. Though for large amounts of data and acceptable response times, nothing beats cloud-based transport.

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u/CYKO_11 Mar 29 '23

my game data taking the worst possible route to the server

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u/HCG_Dartz Mar 30 '23

Finally, after all this year's... Home

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u/Zestyclose_Link_8052 Mar 30 '23

I got some bad news, you are being transmitted using UDP. Should something happen to your carriage, they will eventually send the next metro or bus and you won't be retransmitted.

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u/dashun090909 Apr 02 '23

home sweet 127.0.0.1.