r/meirl 8d ago

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u/LazyHornyMentally 8d ago I'll Drink to That

That's the neat part...

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u/butter_deez-nips 8d ago

You beat me too it lol.

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u/orphan-eater-12 8d ago

Beat meat to it

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 8d ago

Beat meat to everything. If turned a black light in here it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.

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u/Indignant_Octopus 8d ago

Jackin Pollock

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u/TrippTiggers 8d ago

Is he related to Jack Mehoff?

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u/hooglese 8d ago

If youll let me butter your nips I think you could have an admirer

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u/jcmatthews66 8d ago

They’re attracted to me? Idiots.

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u/7evenstar 8d ago

Same.. can't stand people with low standards

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u/HeilContra 8d ago

I once had a crush on a girl then my friend told me she said "you're cute" and I insistently lost interest and was like "what the fuck is wrong with her"...that was before therapy tho.

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u/shepsheplan 8d ago

I may need therapy then, oof

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u/TheTimeBender 8d ago

Instantly rather than insistently. Just sayin’.

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u/moldyhotdogs 8d ago

Seriously, have some pride. Desperation is such a turn off.

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u/Sure-Ad9633 8d ago

Yeah what is wrong with people these days? Has the bar really been set that low?

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u/SydNotSoVicious 8d ago

"i wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me for a member"

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u/thetracker3 8d ago

Yeah, how could they even like me if I don't like me?

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u/ChiKeytatiOon 8d ago

Chubby my whole life, turned 36 and instantly became a daddy people in their 20's find attractive.

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u/mrlolloran 8d ago

So instead of going to the gym you’re saying I should just wait a couple more years? Got it!

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u/Prestigious_Clue145 8d ago

Remember you want to be in good shape once you reach the magic age that people suddenly get attracted to you!

Gonna need a lot of stamina

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u/reallyfatjellyfish 8d ago

Work that cardio,you don't need to run stationary cycling should work too

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u/Character-Fondant-26 8d ago

As a man, once I hit mid 30s and had a career, a house, a reliable car, hobbies, and an ability to have a mature thoughtful conversation it was amazing how the way I saw how the world viewed me change.

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u/BootlegDez 8d ago

man that's amazing to hear!

but it felt like I was having a stroke reading the last half of that last sentence.

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u/E-than 8d ago

Im over here reading the last comment multiple times lol glad I’m not the only one

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 8d ago

Dude, I’m turning 36 and I have a dadbod. My wife is gonna have to beat em off with a stick!

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u/SDdrums 8d ago

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/FrostyTheSasquatch 8d ago

I meant what I said.

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u/Wrayfield 8d ago

Wait, I had something for this... Dammit!

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u/K-Zoro 8d ago

Yeah, that didn’t happen to me for some reason. Well a girl in a passing car winked at me two years ago and I’m still riding that boost.

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u/phatpattiecakes 8d ago

Same thing as a MILF 😅

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u/big-fat-baby 8d ago

The trauma made me funny

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u/Raduuuit 8d ago edited 8d ago

For real though. It had me in the first half, NGL. Now just makes things easier.

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u/ThisIsTrix 8d ago

It's amazing the things you can achieve when you say "fuck it" because you expect everything to go wrong anyway.

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u/zzzptt 8d ago

This is where I am right now. With everything. Just two days ago I made the decision. Still waiting for the results.

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u/nv_rose 8d ago

The amount of charisma and resolve you get from saying fuck it is incredible

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u/Real-Lake2639 8d ago

I try to explain to the new hires at work, listen. Expect you're going to be soaked, cold, tired and seriously injured today. That way if one of those things doesn't happen you already had a better day than you expected.

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u/Raduuuit 8d ago

Um. Injured?

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u/Real-Lake2639 8d ago

Yeah. Every day you don't go home in an ambulance is a great day if you think about it that way.

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u/ealoft 8d ago

Spiritual enlightenment is born of suffering.

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u/CaptainFresh27 8d ago

Wait until you realize you use humor to avoid your feelings and it's actually keeping you from growing. That's when the fun starts.

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u/Embarrassed_Camel_35 8d ago

Fn psychiatrists can’t leave well enough alone.

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u/nevertires 8d ago

I think I might owe you for an hour of therapy I no longer need!

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u/Demon_Smoker286 8d ago

Who are you so wise in ways of science?

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u/GuardGrouchy9996 8d ago

There are some who call him… Tim.

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u/damgood135 8d ago

Yup... pretty much the same

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u/Anon_interesante 8d ago

"Oh whoops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong", Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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u/RKayy_24 8d ago

My boyfriend did this on our first date. But it wasn't on purpose. He went to pull out his wallet to pay for dinner and it fell into the floor. He handled it really well but told me later he was so embarrassed.

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u/swiftreddit75 8d ago

He did it on purpose lmao

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u/S_D_W_2 8d ago

He's had her tricked for so long lol

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u/Gildabeast4 8d ago

Well of course he said it was an accident… because of the implication

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u/Beto_Targaryen 8d ago

Yeah she can’t run away… because of the implication

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u/RP1616 8d ago

Profile pic checks out…

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u/Anon_interesante 8d ago

No it does not check out, that is not Dr, Mantis in the profile pic!

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u/Creampielover2269 8d ago

Did he say something like, “I have no expectations, but just in case” and smiled? I’m just curious on how you handle that well

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u/lawbotamized 8d ago

What did he say? Lol

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u/Diazmet 8d ago

Trojan had to actually make their regular magnums fit small dicks because so many people were buying them despite being too small now you got to buy the XL magnums

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u/Upset-University-938 8d ago

Because I have a dog and that tells people: here’s a living thing that can tolerate me without running away.

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u/jyotipch 8d ago

The dog is on a leash

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u/icejohnw 8d ago

in a cage in the basement with no stairs out

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u/MasterGamerX1111 8d ago

Lmao imagine not being able to jump 3 metres up, smh

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u/potatoofdoom2 8d ago

...at least that gives the impression that you aren't boring

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u/randomtree2022 8d ago

They ain't lol

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u/ManiacStalker 8d ago

Was going to comment this

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u/LiteralOops 8d ago

I eat too much pasta and I guess it's given me a good ass

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 8d ago

As they say in Italy, "A great pizza ass"

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u/chaoticwindchime 8d ago

I think this is my favorite answer in this thread. Body by bertolli! Love that for you.

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u/Zero_Burn 8d ago Gold

They're not. And if they are, they're not telling me, which I find to be incredibly rude. Don't they know I'm far too dense to pick up on these 'vibes' or 'hints' they keep talking about? Smack me in the face, twice on the ass, and then give me a kiss and I MIGHT think something's up.

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u/albrizz 8d ago

Hey, nice dong *WINK WINK

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u/M3gaMan1080 8d ago

Nice try, my friends say this to me all the time, it may as well be a greeting.

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u/sambes06 8d ago

Exactly, and if from an attractive women it’s almost certainly a trap

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u/DonkeyTheKing 8d ago

thanks, you too

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u/Randobag314 8d ago

In my early 20’s at a bar with a group of friends which included some girls I knew but were more acquaintances; mid convo I had one of the girls turn to her girlfriend smile and say I like him, she smiled back and nodded in approval. She turned back to me and said “you’re my new boyfriend!” I wasn’t sure if I should make a move.. or maybe ask for her number? Nah… I’m not getting a clear signal. Oh well better luck next time. 🤦‍♂️

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u/InsectExternal1403 8d ago

I have a very relaxing voice and I have special knowledge that only comes out when you really need it

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u/Jixxar 8d ago

Unlike me who knows that dolphins are racist use pufferfish poision as drugs and has a voice that sounds like tricky the clown in a tumble dryer.

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u/InsectExternal1403 8d ago

Dolphins are just the final stage of evolution for Florida people

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u/The_Enderclops 8d ago

dolphins are more intelligent than 95% of floridas population

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u/InsectExternal1403 8d ago

Hence they are the evolution. Really, the novel of Annihilation, the anomalous zone "Area X" completely removed the area of human pollutants and transmogrified the people into various animals, including freshwater dolphins which the biologist was surprised about. The only remaining human quality is in their eyes.

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u/1995OilChangeCoupon 8d ago

I don't process emotion in a healthy way and a life time of disassociating makes me easy to dispose of when they get bored and move on.

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u/Raii-v2 8d ago

Are you me? Should we get a beer?

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u/Ok-Bid1883 8d ago

Nah lets skip the beer and go straight to bourbon.

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u/Miserable-Aspect1238 8d ago

Only if we have sex and then I never call you again

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u/MissplacedLandmine 8d ago

do you …. also want a beer?

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u/awkward-comics 8d ago

this hit too close

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u/Easy_Viking 8d ago

Get out of my head.

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u/Felonious_Victim4587 8d ago

Wow, everything just clicked

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u/Jimathomas 8d ago

My bald head brings all the “daddy issues” to the yard.

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u/Effective-Bandicoot8 8d ago

Do you have the shirt that says "I'm not bald, it's a solar panel for a sex machine"?

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u/Jimathomas 8d ago

No, but I might have to get one. 😂

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u/Homer4747 8d ago

Daddy issues has done me fine for decades.

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u/kyttEST 8d ago

Age? Also, natural balding or just shaved?

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u/Jimathomas 8d ago

50, and shaved bald due to pattern loss.

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u/HighlightOne6839 8d ago

My tits tbh

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u/Riverchicken886 8d ago

I’m a visual learner btw

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u/itzyaboihuman 8d ago

CaN I SeE?

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u/Moskyrath_ 8d ago

Who the fuck is attracted to me? Where are they?

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u/thenataliamarie 8d ago

Exactly. Please tell them to drop a pin because I didn't know they even were around.

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u/JesperTellnes 8d ago

I am a very good listener, so I only attract girls whit trauma and baggage. Help them though it... and they end up leaving me, I get depressed for a while. Repeat in a few months. Happend 5 times so far😎

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u/PolecatXOXO 8d ago

Ahh, the caretaker curse. At least the crazypants sex is good while it lasts.

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u/JesseJames41 8d ago

The comedown from the crazypants sex going away is almost not worth it. Almost.

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u/chaoticwindchime 8d ago

That’s interesting. In my case I was with someone who never listened to me and constantly crossed my boundaries. I have loads of trauma and a few mental illnesses. Once I started healing he wanted nothing to do with me. He admitted to fetishizing my mental illness. I think being with me made him feel better about himself. He told me the reason he liked me was because he could observe me. He liked watching me suffer from my illnesses, but he didn’t want me once I started healing. Crazy, and kinda fucked up, but I’m glad its over now.

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u/DaemoonAverin 8d ago

KINDA? Thats very fucked up. Straight up psychopath in the making.

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u/ogreclubs 8d ago

psychopath shit fr

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u/intrepidanon 8d ago

Put every memory of that person in the bin.

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u/Old-Savings-5841 8d ago

I got a handful of cats. Maybe that'll do something?

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u/Material-Egg7428 8d ago

The fact that time makes people realize they aren’t going to do any better ;)

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u/Scared_Chemical_9910 8d ago

Tortises win the race

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u/cassidylorene1 8d ago All-Seeing Upvote

It’s sad that no one can be serious about this. I know it’s Reddit and I know this a meme. But common guys. Recognize the beautiful qualities you have as a human being. I’ll start ok?

Mine are: I’m really socially intelligent and make deep long lasting connections with people I love dearly.

I’m quick witted and overcome adversity no matter how hard things get.

I’m learning guitar! And getting pretty ok at it :)

I have deep compassion and empathy for those around me, and I provide good advice to those who ask.

I can make the best spicy chili you’ll ever have.

I’ve heard I’m pretty funny and I’m always monitoring the well being of others in a crowd, I never let the quiet person in a group feel excluded.

I have great taste in interior design.

I learn quick, and despite my imposter syndrome, have become pretty successful despite extreme hurdles in my youth.

We can do this yall, love yourselves. It’s boring not too. Self deprecation is out. Self love is in.

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u/_LanceBro 8d ago

finally one sane person

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u/Excellent_Law6906 8d ago

Seriously, this pity party is ridiculous. And untrue. You guys are the same ones who admit that a girl would have to come running at you backward, screaming, "PENIS IN BUTT NOW, MAN-SLAVE!" for you to get it, and that you would be (understandably! 😂) put off by such an approach!

It's not gay to know when a man is good-looking, start with yourself. And remember this: you can be pretty funny-looking, but if you have just one thing, like really pretty eyes, or nice hair, and also just have something to talk about, that can take you a long way.

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u/CrochetTeaBee 8d ago

GO OFF!

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u/MadcapHaskap 8d ago

Gravity.

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u/kyttEST 8d ago

Well you really put gravity to work for you. Bravo.

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u/DreamTalon 8d ago

This is a thing people experience? Someone being attracted to them? Shit, thought it was a rumor or a myth.

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u/probablyavoid 8d ago

I'm a gay man with the prettiest wavy red locks you've ever seen

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u/gotmydogsout 8d ago

yay you’re like one of the only ppl not making a self deprecating joke lol

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u/TaxEnvironmental1889 8d ago

Gingers are sexy af.

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u/trash_bin_84 8d ago

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/myshoesaresparkly 8d ago

Two words: man boobs

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u/Fierramos69 8d ago

I’m listening.

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u/myshoesaresparkly 8d ago

60 percent of the time it works every time.

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u/eTompp 8d ago

It's just one of those situations

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u/devnull_the_cat 8d ago

*sigh*

*unzips*

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u/cmacfarland64 8d ago

I’m awesome. I ain’t pretty. At 5’9”, 320 pounds it isn’t great but I’m funny, the life of the party, kind, and will go out of my way to help you. Even as a fat guy, I have a super high self esteem and am well liked. I’m good enough. I’m smart enough and gosh darn it people like me.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens 8d ago

My ability to offer up a movie quote appropriate to nearly any situation.

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u/MaterialTranslator43 8d ago

Because I look like a douche bag but bend over backwards to help anyone I can. Can’t say the number of people that say their shocked that I’m not an ass once they get to know me… I have the male version of rbf

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u/KilgoRetro 8d ago

I honestly think that indicates you’re hot if people say that to you.

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u/MaterialTranslator43 8d ago

Thank you😅 I think lol

I’m just kidding, something I’ve thought a good bit about lately is considering myself a people person, I know lots of pet people and lots of other kinds of people, but not many people, people, anymore. Few years ago I slept in the back seat of a truck until someone gave me a chance to do something and since then I’ve wanted to help as many people as I could

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u/distantshadow9875 8d ago

I have the confidence to pick my nose in public

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u/chaoticwindchime 8d ago

Someone told me I radiated pure sunshine and good vibes today, which made me feel nice. I assume that’s why. I’m kinda magnetic in terms of energy, and ig that’s why ppl want to see me naked.

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u/CrochetTeaBee 8d ago

That's so sweet actually!! May all the sunshine you put out into the universe return to you thricefold.

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u/rspicyb 8d ago

having crippling social anxiety and making corny jokes is actually very hot and sexy and cool

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u/slickCookie221 8d ago

I make them fell less ugly.

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u/scooterpie40 8d ago

Fuckin mustache.

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u/Bugsidekick 8d ago

Who wants a mustache ride?

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u/luc_roboteye 8d ago

So... it's only for fuckin?

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u/InCONTROLfreak 8d ago

I'm 6'5" and have big feet. And you know what they say about big feet

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u/DVRS16 8d ago

Questionable taste

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u/No-Whereas747 8d ago

because im empathetic and vulnerable and they see they can use and manipulate me

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u/snickitysnacc 8d ago

I can speak 3 languages and I am learning 4 others! English is my native language and I’m highly proficient in French, and can speak to people in Spanish enough to get by and only speak in Spanish, no English so I’m really proud of that

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u/Proof-Spray-188 8d ago

My firm ass, back dimples and small waist

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u/applesauce901 8d ago

It’s weird I’m a pretty normal looking guy I’d say but I have insane resting bitch face I look like a dick with my normal face, people get attracted to me only if I like some how end up having a conversation or being friends with them, im not trying to sound pretentious or full of myself but I’m pretty funny, all my friends have said I’m the most hilarious guy they have met and women more than you think like to be with someone who can make them laugh and keep things lively

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u/ElectronicEducator45 8d ago

I'll go off I guess:

I'm relatively attractive and self confident and it shows. My friendly and carefree personality is genuine and my friends and family can tell. Hell, that's what caught the attention of my significant other. I'm not afraid to be myself and I surround myself with like-minded people who accept eachother for our individuality.

I've molded myself to be someone I can be proud of and it's taken me a long time to do. But I'm there and I'm happy. Not to say there's no room for improvement :)

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u/skellige-viking 8d ago

Red hair and freckles I’m told. And my Aussie accent lol u/valhallawelcomesme

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u/TheRealKapil 8d ago

My magnum dong and my wad of $100’s

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u/tomatobee613 8d ago

I'm funny and very resilient. Plus I have meticulous notes for various video games that I play, and I like to share my weed

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u/Ligmabeanbag 8d ago

Apparently I have a very masculine traits ( dad bod , sleeve tattoos , beard , tall , large build )

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u/sorashinigami 8d ago

I've never understood it. Some people say it's my personality, some people say it's because I'm loving and caring. I'm just like, "I just like treating people like they matter, and showing them that I love them." Even the little ways like; saying "I love you." and mean it to see the smile and blush on their face, being able to allow them silence and still being in a chat (online) or in a room physically, listening and caring genuinely about what they say, I mean... I don't understand why people enjoy being with me...

I'm single right now, and I'm just... lost I guess you can say. Last few relationships weren't the best... but I made it through, learned my mistakes, and what to look out for next time.

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u/Judge_Sea 8d ago

Big brain and a kind heart.

I'm also 6'5" which doesn't really feel like it should mean anything but apparently people dig that shit.

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u/ilongforyesterday 8d ago

As someone who is 5’7, would you care to donate a couple inches to a worthy cause?

Jokes aside, but I’ve never given a shit about my height until I decided to give dating a try and realized how much not being 6’ holds me back with like 3/4 of women

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u/MegaVix 8d ago

I simply show her my extensive hot wheels collection

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u/Odd_Title2443 8d ago

I don't know about you but I've impressed everybody with my considerable math skills

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u/LiftG3 8d ago

I like giving head.

I'm trans though so my audience is very limited lol

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u/Neat_Conclusion7585 8d ago

I find giving head to be pleasing for both parties....

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u/cabesablanca 8d ago

I'm conventionally attractive and look like a huge player... Until they meet me and discover that I'm weird as fuck and may or may not have ADHD

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u/Accountbegone69 8d ago

Hard to say, I haven't polled anyone.

Maybe older DGAF energy? A big red beard that I can use to smite my enemy??

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u/The-Real-Dr-Jan-Itor 8d ago

People person

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u/K3rsi 8d ago

Uhm I’m overly flirtatious and it works

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u/YungBae_69 8d ago

Still figuring it out. Probably my wild and fearless personality.

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u/WealthEconomy 8d ago

Cause I have a cute dog.

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u/BlueHorizon98 8d ago

I’m 6’1” with colored eyes and a beard.

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u/collegeghost 8d ago

I am able to ground people with trauma.

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u/ApostrophesForDays 8d ago

One person was (and still is as she's my wife now) attracted to me because of my vocabulary and seemingly large amount of knowledge on things. She is from a non-English speaking country, but she had much interest in the English language. She would try to talk to all sorts of people in chat rooms and such. Typically, they would make frequent misspellings, use a lot of slang, or just hit on her. One day, she finds me online and my English was near-perfect. I seemed knowledgeable with what was really just surface-level knowledge of topics I learned about from Reddit. I did have some somewhat deeper knowledge of things like Astronomy from a class I took in college and some history of the world thanks to games like Europa Universalis 3. I was able to keep a conversation going with her on all sorts of topics, there really never seemed to be a lull in the conversations. She tells me it's because I seemed so smart that she was attracted to me in the first place. Sometimes I try using slang as a way to be humorous, but she says she just finds it annoying because that's not me.

As for why anyone else found me attractive? I don't know. Something about me in high school attracted this one girl, but another thing about me (turns out it was autism, I acted pretty obnoxious back then) also made her feel unattracted to me at the same time.

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u/TheFlamingTiger777 8d ago

I'm very very very passionate and kind. I am the sweetest person to those I love and I love animals. I love to rescue animals. ❤️

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u/gorwraith 8d ago

I'm a good dad, a caring person, and I have curly hair.

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u/DrDollar99 8d ago

I have a very deep voice. It has scared people before lol. You look at me and think it’s going to be high and nasally.

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u/AlmanacPony 8d ago

I'm extremely kind and genuine. The decent sized cock helps.

This is all buffeted by not being too attractive and being a depressed, anxious neurotic idiot with a memory condition....... but still had a lot of people fall for me just because I was a really good friend.

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u/Wipperwill1 8d ago

Because I give outstanding massages.

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u/Traditional-Bid2120 8d ago

I'm funny because of trauma and a lot of that trauma gave me very low self esteem for a long time so I got really good at sex to compensate for thinking I was a duff.

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u/Gotosp4c3 8d ago

Apparently I'm a good person. But here's the thing, I'm not as good as I would like to be. If I'm considered to be a good person, then how's the average person like?

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u/bumpsquiat 8d ago

The darkest humor imaginable and bpd gave me impeccable sex skills. Helps that I cook well and have often been told my freckles work wonders

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u/soapeai 8d ago

Freckles, food, and ಠ‿↼

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u/ObiDWanKenobi 8d ago

Still haven’t figured it out

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u/memesupreme83 8d ago

I've been told several times that I'm intimidating. I don't know what they mean.

But I've got pretty eyes!

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u/OysterThePug 8d ago

I’m 6’3” and have a full head of salt and pepper hair.

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u/Strange_Shadows-45 8d ago

Get this- they’re not

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u/bison091 8d ago

I just say stupid shit and it works

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u/Ruthless560 8d ago

They aren't.

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u/aalare 8d ago

I listen

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u/Colloquialbees 8d ago

Easy to talk to, georgeous body and face as well as a great social personality, and that there is key. My actual personality is a Karen but 🤫

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u/tiverrend 8d ago

I think just cuz I really don’t give a fuck what people think of me; I’m a cornball who constantly makes myself laugh, but often I think people find it contagious. It took me years and years to be like this all the time tho. I do most things cuz I wanna make myself happy or make my friends or family laugh or cuz I want to let people know how much I care about them or what I’m feeling so they understand me.

It’s how I got the girl I’m with now, too, who I believe is the love of my life. I just told her how much she meant to me cuz this life’s very fucking short and she says it encourages her to be honest with herself or me when we have issues sometimes.

As long as what you do isn’t at anyone’s expense, why not do it? No one gets out of this alive anyway.

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u/Feeling-Confusion-73 8d ago

I have big boobs. I have gotten many compliments on them from boob-people (people who are into boobs, not Drake and Josh).

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u/Alternative-Bus6770 8d ago

Nothing now I'm in my late 40s, I don't seem to exist to anyone

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u/SomeNerd56 8d ago

Idk. Some people say I'm kind?

Weirdly enough the only people who are attracted to me are people I'm kinda incompatible with (I'm straight and asexual) : A girl who's personality is kinda bad, a bisexual guy and a trans guy (ftm). So basically a few people like me as in they would like to be more than friends but I only see them as friends