r/memes Sussy Baka Jan 26 '23 Take My Energy 1 MotW Winner! 1

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u/Terrible-Ad8945 Jan 26 '23

I got a sweater, then was asked to move out so not complaining.

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u/Xx_Noobkin_xX Jan 26 '23

Not to attack anyone's parents but this seems absolutely horrible to me, I would never force my children out of the house. Why add an unnecessary stress onto them. Don't have children if you're not willing to look after them. Is this something that is super commonplace in America or something? And why?

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u/Aggressive-Cheek937 Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

It happens. But it also doesn’t happen just as often. My parents, and the parents of most of my friends would actually rather us live at home for as long as possible rather than move out. I lived at home till last year (26). And my parents did not want me to leave lol. I could still go back if needed. Can’t really relate to people whose parents disown them so quickly but it must be rough :/

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u/leavebaes Jan 26 '23

I moved and came back a few times, but I didn't move out-move out until 30. My parents were still telling me I could stay (I paid a big chunk of my student loans before leaving). I moved out right before COVID, pretty glad I did because I wouldn't have been able to stand working from home with them all day lol.

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u/TigerKing29 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 26 '23

Yeah, that happens quite often here actually

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u/Kevy96 Jan 26 '23

And it's insane, because doing that is basically the greatest way feasibly to doom a child to failure in life. Basically saying that they now don't have shelter, no income, no guidance, you feel backstabbed by your parents forever, and what wouldve taken you a year to earn if your parents kept you home, would take a great many years now

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u/ImComfi Jan 26 '23

how the fuck did you get a walter white pfp with the reddit border

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u/TigerKing29 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jan 26 '23

I cooka da meth

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u/ImComfi Jan 26 '23

ohh you just photoshopped it

smart

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u/Megafister420 Jan 26 '23

No, he cooka da meth, my God sime ppl don't listen /s

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u/Old_Kodaav Jan 26 '23

I would probably break up any contact with them for years at least. I can understand giving some ultimatum, having to pay a rent for the room, you know, something to take off some of the weight from parent's shoulders.

But since you wanna kick me out when I am not even quite sure how to live, then we can just as good not see each other again. Apparently you don't want me anyway

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u/GreenLanternCorps Jan 26 '23

It was about 5 years before I got guilted into attending a Christmas by my grandmother who I was only speaking to because she took care of me for a few years when I was young. I made a giant thermas of hot chocolate and peppermint schnapps and just hung out until I finished it. Another year or two passed and I sort of just naturally reached a point where I could forgive but never ever forget. I talk with the family now but I'll never trust any of them again and the only time I really lost my shit is when my mother said referring to me "I must have done something right" I made sure to publicly tell them all that no I'm why I turned out the way I did and did it all on my own because I had to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

My parents dont want me or my siblings to move out until we can put a down payment on a house and live comfortably. US

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u/Raxsus Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 26 '23

So you're never moving out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Not with this damn market

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Jan 26 '23

Don't worry, it will crash horribly into depression era awfulness in 5-10 years. Then you can move into a hooverville shack like the rest of us while roving hoards of rape gangs move about the country.

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u/Massive-Mountain7157 Jan 26 '23

Sounds nice, I for one can't wait

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u/Terrible-Ad8945 Jan 26 '23

It ain't common in India where I'm from, but looking at the positives I actually am a better person now. When I was living with my parents I didn't had any reason to put myself out there and add that on top of introverted nature, meaning I hardly had any friends throught my school, but now my self confidence is like a 1000 times more, still have 4 friends tho.

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u/heckin_chill_4_a_sec Jan 26 '23

4 friends as an adult is quite good actually lol

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u/Soulez- Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 26 '23

Wait you guys have freinds 😟

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u/xXDreamlessXx Jan 26 '23

Most of the time, it isnt needed or useful. But for some people it could be if they just refuse to do anything (work, school, ect)

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u/Hot-Temperature-8564 Jan 26 '23

I got 10 dollars from dad and 40 from grandma. (Converted)

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u/Lopatou_ovalil Jan 26 '23

Zimbabwe dollars*

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u/CruderEagle866 Jan 26 '23

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u/Swishta hates reaction memes Jan 26 '23

2.7M you mean

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u/SBEVE_THE_MEME_LORD Candice Jan 26 '23

Zimbabwe currency is about 7 trillion for 50 cents.

So 2.7m Zimbabwe money is worth more as paper.

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u/Mysterious_Mud_6985 Jan 26 '23

So one would have to pay a googol just to get a private jet

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u/AnonismsPlight Jan 26 '23

I'm the youngest and for the 18th Christmas of my siblings they each got a queen size bed. For my eighteenth I got a twenty-five dollar gift card to dipson theatres. I made a comment about it years later and they acted like I was being an ass for pointing out the major difference.

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u/pimpmastahanhduece 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Jan 26 '23

Sounds like my family. "You take your disrespect and you will like it! Now dance monkey dance!"

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u/211XTD Jan 26 '23

I got a suitcase and a cd from a band I never ever listened to, wasn’t even the right genre of music I liked.

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u/imnotslavic Jan 26 '23

Yeesh. Someone didn't take interest into their child's hobbies and favorites.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/211XTD Jan 26 '23

Wow, that’s almost worse than nothing.

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u/drwicksy Breaking EU Laws Jan 26 '23

My sister got to do her masters degree in opera singing which she never used, but when I got to that point and wanted to do a masters in Artificial Intelligence it was "not worth it" and it was better for me to go get some work experience as a basic software dev

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u/ARCS17 Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '23

The same thing happened to me. My brother was allowed to go abroad to study, while I wasn't. I understand the financials weren't great, but I only wished to hear some encouraging words.

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u/ELIte8niner Jan 26 '23

Maybe your parents just didn't want Sarah Connor to attack you, then convince you do sacrifice yourself to stop Skynet?

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u/TheAdcKiller Jan 26 '23

My brother got a new pc and I got an old laptop. Also my parents refused to give me my own bank money to pay for it myself cause they said. "You need this money to buy a car in the future"

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u/BigEpicNSFW Jan 26 '23

Omg same, I need a pc so I can make space on my shitty laptop but need to save for a house in the future, literally haven't even turned 16 yet

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

lmao imagine saving FOR A FUCKING HOUSE

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u/DR4G0NSTEAR Jan 26 '23

I renamed my savings account many times over the years. It hasn’t been called House Savings for a long, long time.

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u/Nnappy Jan 26 '23

I only have renamed my checking/savings once "Cash Money" and "Not Cash Money"

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u/Fa1nted_for_real 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Jan 26 '23

Well, for a house you pay 10% one time, then pay it off every month, and it comes out to about 1,400-2,000 a month for a decent house. But now you are building property equity, have a house for your inheritance, don't have to worry about a sudden spike in real estate, and don't have to worry about all the restrictions that come with living in an apartment. I think I'll take my shot at saving 50,000 for that down payment.

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u/Tunic_Tactics Jan 26 '23

This is why I'm thankful I live in the midwest where housing is vastly cheaper than elsewhere. People seem to think that there has to be some catch to that like people wouldn't want to live there for some other reason so that's why it's cheap, but it's just cheap simply because people don't flock to that area. That's about it. Less demand, lower prices.

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u/cum_fart_69 Jan 26 '23

before I hit 18 I was told I would have to move out for my 18th. my birthday present was a ceiling fan.

took a good decade and my dad getting cancer before I put that behind me

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u/BigBoyWeaver Jan 26 '23

Lol a ceiling fan!? Wth those are like relatively expensive... like even the cheapest ones (unless they snagged it used) would be like $50-60?

They're spending $50-60 on the gift... just buy like fucking chocolate or other favorite snack/dessert.... I don't know anybody that would think $50 worth of treats is a bad gift, just like I don't know anybody asking Santa for a fucking ceiling fan.

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u/cum_fart_69 Jan 26 '23

they wanted it for the living room and my bedrom had a 45 degree roof so you couldn't mount one on there anyways

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u/Upstairs-Mammoth8243 Jan 26 '23

So it was a gift to themselves smh

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u/cum_fart_69 Jan 26 '23

I think it was more of a "fuck you" to me than anything

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u/herroebauss Jan 26 '23

Isn't it usually the other way around? My brother and sister got jackshit since they were the ones that had to figure it all out. I got pretty much everything i needed

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u/AnonismsPlight Jan 26 '23

I was the "we hate each other so let's have a baby instead of divorcing" baby. Once I was out of the toddler stage they pretty much treated me as an afterthought.

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u/TrainingParsnip2456 Jan 26 '23

Your parents are jerks for that.

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u/european_jello Jan 26 '23

Pretty sure after the age of 16 i didnt get more then socks for bday, no christmass too

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u/StreiBullet Jan 26 '23

My sister got 5 cars, totalled 4. I didn't get my first car until I was 20, and my parents didn't help. I had that car for 16 years. "Your sister is smart. That's why we invested in her" "Smart enough to get no sleep at spring break and drive the pathfinder into the back of a semi..."

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u/Frisky_Potato42nite Jan 26 '23

Hate it when parents play favorites

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u/SurealGod Jan 26 '23

Honestly, it's kind of fucked up that some parents pick favourites. Of course, if one of your kids is just SIGNIFICANTLY worse, then sure, but if all your kids are fine and well natured and you still only pick one as your favourite, I feel like there's something weird going on there.

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u/Jive_turkie Jan 26 '23

The problem is that the significantly worse child will only get even more worse if you play favorites with gifts and treatment.

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u/SurealGod Jan 26 '23

Yeah... that's right. So really there's just no benefit at all when picking favourites.

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u/Jumpdeckchair Jan 26 '23

I know for a fact I was not the favorite growing up and especially as a teen/young adult.

I will say I can guarantee I am the favorite now because I'm the only child that isn't an absolute fuck up/; doesn't need bailed out/ still comes around just to chat.

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u/codechimpin Jan 26 '23

As a parent who loves all my kids and try unbelievably hard to treat them the same, there are ALWAYS going to be favorites.

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u/NumberNancy94 Jan 26 '23

This hurts as a child who is definitely NOT the favorite 😩😭

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u/SeaBrightStorm Jan 26 '23

Meh, my parents aren't even in my top 5 favorite parents.

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u/ArcerPL Jan 26 '23

Internet raised me fr, I'm on this world for so long and my parents don't give 2 shits about me until I keep nagging them about something fr

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u/codechimpin Jan 26 '23

I have 3. Twins the first time out the gate. My “middle child”, the 2nd born of the twins, is certainly a middle child. Do I love him with all my heart? Absolutely. Am I going to name my first heart attack/stroke/aneurism after him. Absolutely.

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u/Patimation_tordios Jan 26 '23

You sir are a hero

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u/_SomethingOrNothing_ Jan 26 '23

I'll admit I definitely favor one of my children more.I tend to always give them preferential treatment and their gifts are typically more expensive. It helps that I only have to worry about one though. As my other children do not exist.

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u/raydditor Halal Mode Jan 26 '23

All I can say is that your parents were dumb. Bruh, how are you going to say that someone who totals 4 cars is smart?

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u/codechimpin Jan 26 '23

There’s “book smart” and there’s “street smart”. Sometimes you get both, sometimes one or the other, sometimes none. Most people confuse the two.

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u/Alternative_Tip_7527 Jan 26 '23

My history teacher says I’m a idiot always in my own world yet he says I’m also smart what that mean

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u/LightTrack Jan 26 '23

It means you aren't realizing your potential for great things, making you an idiot.

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u/Niwi_ Jan 26 '23

So they even told you that "basically, youre stupid"

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u/Exact-Cycle-400 Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '23

First half: “it sounds like they learned their lesson of giving someone a car to someone not experienced”

Second half: “tf is wrong with them?”

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u/Kaz1993- Jan 26 '23

I hope you become more successful than your sister. One day you should rub it in your parents face that you made it without them

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u/T4nkE_ng1ne 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Jan 26 '23

I mean she already totaled 4 cars i think he has a head start

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u/kriscrossapplesause Jan 26 '23

Kobeni reference go brrrrr

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u/Rabid-Chiken Jan 26 '23

OP flexing that they got a house for their 18th birthday

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u/raydditor Halal Mode Jan 26 '23

The whole world is your home when you're homeless B⁠-⁠)

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u/Total_Connection9414 Le epic memer Jan 26 '23

Instructions unclear: got arrested for entering private property

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u/XzeldafanX Died of Ligma Jan 26 '23

Instructions clear, I also got arrested for entering private property as per your advice.

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u/Randothor Jan 26 '23

Turns out getting arrested for entering private party sucks. Why’d Reddit tell me to do this?

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u/Cinson_Pl Jan 26 '23

As the third child of my dad , and (thank god ) first child of my mom i can say . My dad loves our dogs more than me

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u/otirk Jan 26 '23

Dad: doesn't want a dog

Family: gets a dog anyway

Dad and the dog:

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u/Superb-Bandicoot-857 Jan 26 '23

Dad would rather love the dog than love the child💀

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Dude just mad his kids will outlive him

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u/DodoJurajski I touched grass Jan 26 '23

Same here. They even getting better food than me very often.

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u/ZHE_Kev Jan 26 '23

Bro you got the same?

Dang your parents should stop to imitate my parents

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u/ThrowCarp Jan 26 '23

Eldest child gang!

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u/TechnicalAnimator874 Jan 26 '23

Oh homie I got the same treatment and I’m the youngest

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u/SaltoDaKid Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 26 '23

Youngest and only boy, I had move back in pay 500 for rent (living in the basement) and was in school

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u/HyenaCalm7738 Jan 26 '23

How much must one hate their kids to push them out of the house they have the whole life set around immediately after turning 18?

Am I too European to understand?

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u/ninakuup21 Jan 26 '23

It's crazy, I had to move out at 19 to study abroad and they were basically begging me to reconsider, still to this day they ask if I want to come back. It is extremely bizzare to me that someone can just kick out their child as soon as their legal obligation ends.

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 Jan 26 '23

Yeah they just think that because they’re no longer legally obligated to take care of them they can just kick them out you may not be legally obligated to take care of them after 18 but that doesn’t mean you’re still morally obligated

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u/Lolocraft1 Jan 26 '23

To me, it’s a red flag. In fact, if you stop doing morally good to someone as soon as you’re not obligated anymore, then you never really cared about them, and that’s awful

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 Jan 26 '23

Yeah and my dad has threatened that he’ll kick me out when I’m 18 whenever he’s mad at me but I doubt he would since he’s all bark no bite

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u/manfredthefirst Jan 26 '23

Careful, people who are prone to anger will bite one day.

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u/garvin131313 Jan 26 '23

It’s funny because it’s like the opposite for me, my parents tell me that I can live with them until I’m out of college

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u/RecklessWonderBush Jan 26 '23

Yeah, I'm 26 still living with my parents because I can't afford housing

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u/Darknessawits231 FORTSHITE Jan 26 '23

22 here and same

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u/codechimpin Jan 26 '23

Some parents see this as forcing their kid to “grow up”. The thought is that some kids won’t unless you push them. Then there are other parents who feel that their responsibility ends at 18 legally and that their “job is done” so that’s that.

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u/Ruby-Love Jan 26 '23

I do hate my parents (reasons that are personal, so not saying) but at least I know they are fine with letting me live with them till I am ready to get a job (current plan is finish school (under 18 currently), go to trade school and/or community college, may go to a grad school (if I find out for the field I want requires it), then get a job). I feel bad for the parents thinking a kid would be a good idea then just abandoning their kid when they aren't legally obligated to do it anymore

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u/orangeibook Jan 26 '23

Happened to me. My parents talked all my life about how excited they were for when I turned 18 and they could finally have their lives back. I’m almost 30 and I’m still struggling to make anything of myself.

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u/Mrhaloreacher Jan 26 '23

Your parents sound really mean spirited. Who says that to their child?

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u/NSA_Watch_Dog Jan 26 '23

People who were never cut out to actually be parents imo.

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u/Pickaxe235 Jan 26 '23

unless its for school, it’s incredibly rare for someone to move out immediately after turning 18

its either parents that hate their kids or kids that hate their parents

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u/davedor Jan 26 '23

yes you probably are, i don't understand it either (also European)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Same here(but asian)

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u/HornyArtist69 Shitposter Jan 26 '23

Same (also Asian)

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u/zkhrinach Jan 26 '23

Now your eligible to hunt alone go find a mate and only come back with your cubs(African)

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u/Jaymsjags06 Jan 26 '23

Same here (as a Filipino) I think Americans are the only people who kick their kids out at 18, then ask themselves “Why doesn’t my kid visit me now? when they become old”

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u/maldoozz420 I saw what the dog was doin Jan 26 '23

Some people just don’t understand the value of a family

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u/IrannaRed Jan 26 '23

If you have shitty parents, they still do this, or worse. My parents thew me out but they still controlled my money. When they saw they could use me to get more money they convinced everyone I left and that they were looking for me and filled a police report.

Then convinced someone to declare me dependent so they could get money from the state, forced me to live with them and THEN thew me out again.

I had to fight for years to have rights and nowadays they are doing some jailtime, and I hope I never see them again. My case is a rare one here in Spain, but it happens.

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u/djr4917 Jan 26 '23

18? Fuck, my mum kicked me out when I was 15 and forced me to go live with my physically abusive father (bonus points for guessing how well that went for me). Worst thing was, that I was the most well behaved out of my siblings and was constantly a target of their shit. But somehow it always blew back on me.

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u/SurealGod Jan 26 '23

For me here in Canada, it's not uncommon for people to live with their parents past 18 as the housing/rent prices are egregious (at least here in Toronto)

I brought up that I would move out and luckily my dad is pretty forward thinking and suggested I stay with them for a few years to save money as it made no sense for me to move out. Plus it's mutually beneficial for everyone involved so we all agreed it was for the better.

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u/flock-of-bagels Jan 26 '23

It’s a strange mentality. I have told my kids that they always have a place to stay with me. They’ll need to-get jobs or go to school or something when they’re adults but I would never turn my back on them

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u/Dangerous-Dick-1999 Jan 26 '23

Turn the tables on them once they're old and weak.

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u/thefizzlee Jan 26 '23

"mom, dad, you're old now it's time to turn off the light and go to sleep"

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u/Ben______________ Jan 26 '23

Nah, just reduce the pain meds.

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u/MixelKing Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 26 '23

Eat them one by one in front of them and proceed to backflip out the window (pain does not exist anymore)

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u/ZER0-_O Jan 26 '23

Woah ok satan

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u/DavidTommis Jan 26 '23

No good parents kick out their kids at 18. Living in your car builds character. Just get an apartment with 5 roommates and wash dishes for a living. It's not hard.

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u/flock-of-bagels Jan 26 '23

My dad got kicked out when he was 18 because his stepdad at the time wanted to bang my grandma anytime he wanted without kids around. He’s extremely fucked up from it. He wasn’t ready to go.

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u/FlaJeS Jan 26 '23

After that you can become a dog walker and complain about how hard your job is

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u/Sky_Ninja1997 Jan 26 '23

Then oust yourself on Fox News despite everyone telling you not to

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u/Michael_Swag Jan 26 '23

You know what those parents get as a retirement gift? The old folks home.

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u/Ihatecumsocks Jan 26 '23

Lmao as if, as soon as my dad forgets my name I'm telling him I'm the grim reaper so he has a heart attack and fucks off

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u/Hail_Cthuwu666 Jan 26 '23

Get a skeleton mask and black robes to be more belivabale

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u/Commander_LanceOC-7 Jan 26 '23

Ooh get a Scythe too, that's the stereotype grim reaper, he'll most likely fall for it

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u/Hail_Cthuwu666 Jan 26 '23

Or dress up all colorfull like the Spanish death godess so he'll be wrong even in "death"

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u/kriscrossapplesause Jan 26 '23

Actually massive w

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u/ChiefWiggum101 Jan 26 '23

I cannot wait to tell my parents “go ask [my brother] for help” after telling me that from the age of 14 on whenever I asked for help with life. My parents dumped all their responsibility onto my older brother. My older brother is an asshole and didn’t want to help me. Thus, I have essentially been on my own since 14 because whenever I asked for advice I was given the runaround and forced to figure it out on my own.

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u/TaxAttack-_- Jan 26 '23

I'm sorry. That must be an awful feeling to have

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u/PaybackPuppy Jan 26 '23

When I turned 18, my parents were just divorced. And somehow, by coincidence, they both got me a pen for my birthday. It was very odd, but now, 6 years later I still use them!

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u/its_still_conner Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 26 '23

Why even give a gift at that point

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u/baldude69 Jan 26 '23

A nice pen is a good gift. I received a fine Cross pen that cost over $100 new that I use at my desk every day

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u/its_still_conner Because That's What Fearows Do Jan 26 '23

Oh, I thought it was like a cheap, ballpoint pen

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u/baldude69 Jan 26 '23

Yea that would be a shitty gift

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u/Audi0Dud3 Jan 26 '23

Christmas be like: Sister- 1500$ custom pc Brother- vr set Me- pajama pants and underwear...

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u/Tassos963 Jan 26 '23

Let me guess, oldest sibling?

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u/Oil_Dangerous Jan 26 '23

I had a sad story of siblings I went to high school with. They were both adopted and I believe in the same grade. One was super spoiled and got a sports car when he turned 16 and never had to work. One got basically nothing. The worst part is the one with nothing had to pay the other one to drive him to school and his work.

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u/Live_beMeme_Die Jan 26 '23

Why get two kids to love one? They lack of logic like, not even natural kids. They can just not adopt one but they adopt to make his life worse. Those parents insane

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u/well-offemperor762 Jan 26 '23

I imagine the spoiled kid was bragging about it a lot

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u/Oil_Dangerous Jan 26 '23

He would post about his car all the time of social media and was obsessed with it. I don’t know if he purposely bragged about it though he seemed a little socially special.

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u/GlitchedViper71 Jan 26 '23

Is no one gonna talk about the girl getting a car and the brother getting a ps5. The parents legit simping for their daughter

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u/LongjumpingOffice4 Jan 26 '23

I’d be more than happy if a got a ps5 for my 18th birthday. My sister is bound to destroy that car but i will play a loy of games on that

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u/GlitchedViper71 Jan 26 '23

Of course, I would also be more than happy to get a ps5 but the sister getting a car is absurd

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u/Ehhbelladomanda Jan 26 '23

They just did know a man priorities

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u/wiinds0fchange Jan 26 '23

you're the scapegoat child

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u/mortalcrawad66 Jan 26 '23

I'm in this comment and I hate it

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u/DinoDracko Jan 26 '23

Also the parents years later:

"Why did our son cut us out of his life?! WhAt dId wE dO To dEsErVe tHiS?!?!"

C'mon man, favoritism destroys relationships.

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u/Natural_Roll_2808 Jan 26 '23

Many years ago I went off to art college after getting a grant. Around the same time my parents became guarantors for my younger sister to buy a house with a mortgage and they also paid the deposit which she didn’t have to pay back. She now has a massive house by a lake. She has also become a property developer and landlord. I paint pictures and don’t own a house. I sometimes think about my life decisions.

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u/Alfa-Hr Jan 26 '23

Hell , You was able to go for art focused schools . Lucky you . My parents shouted at me bc I told them that I want to go an art oriented Highscool . And my M/F , Ah Son , An agricultural secondary school would be better for you . Becuse we keep animals , it would be useless for me to drawn/use my imagination as profession .

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u/Natural_Roll_2808 Jan 26 '23

I was lucky to go to art school before they started charging huge fees. Being an artist is not a profession that guarantees a regular income though.

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u/uncanny_justice Professional Dumbass Jan 26 '23

turn on the gas when they're all asleep

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u/Insert_The_Name Jan 26 '23

In minecraft right?

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u/alonis2pro The Trash Man Jan 26 '23

...right?

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u/ORGAN_STEALER Jan 26 '23

Hans i told you to go back into your bed

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u/bunnywithahammer Jan 26 '23

tough titties son, mom and dad need your room for our swinger parties

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u/Sir_Honytawk Tech Tips Jan 26 '23

Now you know who is their favourite: not you, lol

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u/Jabbathenutslut Jan 26 '23

I can't wait to not visit you in a retirement home

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u/Sbertk Jan 26 '23

Not to ruin a good joke.. but y’all’s parents waited until you were 18? I was the younger sister and was asked to pay rent, pay car insurance, and pay for my own groceries the day after I turned 16. Slept in the old 91’ Toyota my grandpa had until I turned 18 and could legally rent an apartment. Edit: no my parents weren’t poor. They could afford all of those things with their children at home, they were just abusive.

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u/Old_Kodaav Jan 26 '23

How did it work out, if I may ask?

I had some interesting stuff happening between me and my mother, and I know for sure I would break up any contact with her if my dad (who is wonderful) didn't ask me to not do it.

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u/Delicious_Tip_3234 Jan 26 '23

Definitely middle child vibes coming off this I feel this more than I should

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u/Cinson_Pl Jan 26 '23

Third child vibes for me (source: im a third child of my dad(

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u/PingBongBingPong Jan 26 '23

I got aids

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u/CumFilledCarafe Jan 26 '23

Now now don't be greedy. I hope you brought some for the whole class.

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u/otirk Jan 26 '23

Whenever I see something like that, I'm just so happy that my parents treat me good

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u/SDF-Stardust Jan 26 '23

Your and your brother got it pretty bad compared to your sister

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u/the_lego_lad Jan 26 '23

Sister is clearly the favorite

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u/Traditional_Beast Jan 26 '23

What I got when I turned 18 was a cake with no icing..

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u/Captain-Tac Jan 26 '23

My mother tried that favorites shit. It was just before my wedding that I asked her who did she think would be taking care of her in her old age, me or my brother, her little prince?

Then I told her if she thinks I'm gonna be caring for her she has another thing coming cause I'm shoving her in a retirement home. She can have her favorite take care of her if she doesn't like it.

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u/Old_Kodaav Jan 26 '23

I know I am just some random guy on the internet, but figuratively I just clapped you on the shoulder. I takes guts to tell that to a parent, it's psychologically hard to overcome.

Good job

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u/firestickmike Jan 26 '23

On my 18th birthday, my parents took me out for dinner at Applebee's. My girlfriend came with us along with my 19 year old brother and 15 year old sister.

After we ate my parents pulled out a large gift wrapped box that I quickly opened. It was a bowling ball and bag. I wasn't SUPER into bowling at the time but I had borrowing my mom's car to go out with friends to bowl just to hang out, so it was a thoughtful gift.

They paid the bill and we walked out to the parking lot where my dad hands my brother the car keys and asked him to drive home cuz he was "tired".

The keys were different, and when he pressed the unlock button, the lights of a brand new pickup truck lit up.

Jon was holding the keys a little confused, dad was grinning, I was holding a dumb fuck bowling ball trying to understand why my dad gave my brother a new car on my birthday in front of my girlfriend.

I still don't understand to this day.

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u/POWER1978SHOOT Jan 26 '23

I hate to ask but i wonder what your girlfriend thought of this

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u/bn351 Jan 26 '23

Dang you got to stay till you were 18

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u/Peixito Dark Mode Elitist Jan 26 '23

my dads will say to me: you can work now so we found you a job (10€/week)

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u/GrummyCat Birb Fan Jan 26 '23

that is DOUBLE my monthly pocket money/allowance (i don't know what it's called)

edit: it would be €40 a month, i have €20 a month

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u/Phantom_Wolf52 Jan 26 '23

I never understand parents that kick their kids out when they turn 18 like most likely they haven’t even finished high school yet how would they feel when their kid is homeless? Probably wouldn’t care since they wanted them out of their life that badly

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u/Ninja__Shuriken Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 26 '23

Reading these comments I am soo glad to be the only child

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u/Call_MeGoose Jan 26 '23

All I got was a nasty accusation. I spent my 18th at someone else’s party. Had 2 people try to fight me, and only 1 real friend there. That’s generally how all my birthdays went. So I stopped celebrating.

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u/Jordan_the_Hutt Jan 26 '23

My older brother got a surprise party and a $10k car. This was his 2nd of the 3 cars my parents have given him.

I literally got a plastic water bottle and bag of chips out of a vending machine.

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u/RoodSup Jan 26 '23

In certain cultures and religions the practice of child preference is forbidden. Guess it was for a specific reason…

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u/Bloodmanex Jan 26 '23

Yeah it seems some people don't understand parenting doesn't end after 18 years. When you decide to create new life it is your responsibility to ensure your children succeed. For some people they only need 16 years and for others they need 30 or more. People should understand this before deciding to have children.

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u/WhoIsUnderTheBed Jan 26 '23

The best part is this is true. Elder sister gets iphone 14 little brother gets gaming setup and i get i3 shit

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u/Wavering41 Jan 26 '23

Same story is with me, when my brother did his moped license our parents paid for the school and for the 4k moped thats driving toilet and he got the moped before he got his license and drove around it, now that i do my car license they only paid for the school but wont support even a little pit for my car that im already paying mostly.

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u/MrViolonchelo Jan 26 '23

No wayyyy they got you a house??!!

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u/General_Zera Jan 26 '23

I feel bad for all the children that got treated out there poorly. Interestingly enough my parents treated the eldest the worst, the middle well, the youngest the best. I was the eldest. Black sheep / outcast T-T

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u/Vigitabul Jan 26 '23

And they will wonder why their child won’t visit them anymore.

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u/CitrusLemone Jan 26 '23

Hahahahaha, hope they like shitty nursing homes.

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u/NinaGra Jan 26 '23

This hits the feels too hard😂

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u/Ancient_S0uls Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I'm the oldest and it never bothered me when my younger sibling got like $300 cash for Christmas every year and I got a $25 dunkin gift card. A bit annoying but its not like I wanted to use the cash on anything. I was very much content with my laptop and never asked for anything, but when I did ask for something, I got it. My parents actually thought something was wrong with me for the longest time because i never asked them for anything unlike the little bro(i didn't even ask for birthday or Christmas presents) I just never cared and I think that bothered them, so when I wanted something, they had to show me who's boss by getting it for me.

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u/adequatequality Jan 26 '23

As the eldest of 4 siblings, my parents were dirt poor coming up and my birthday gift each year consisted of ordering pizza on occasion. I’m glad today we ain’t in the same place and I can pitch in for my younger siblings’ gift. It can be tough to look back at what you couldn’t have been but I’m glad we’re in a better place.

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u/moneyboiman Jan 26 '23

The lesson here is to kill off the competition before all the money gets used.

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u/sunlightmarc Jan 26 '23

Tldr;

1st: Youngest Sibling

2nd: Oldest Sibling

3rd: Middle Child

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u/DungeonNDegenerates Jan 26 '23

My parents told me they weren't going to kick me out then half a week after my 18th birthday they told me to get out so my Nana can stay in my room after she had knee surgery

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