r/memes Feb 02 '23

We sail bios.

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3.3k Upvotes

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u/BananakinsPeel Feb 02 '23

Dead streaming platforms tell no tales

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u/Crowbar12121 Feb 02 '23

Yo Ho

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u/DommieBoy Feb 02 '23

All hands, hoist the colors high!

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u/henrystickmin1217 Feb 03 '23

Captain, are we skipping Atlantis? also may i play the Pirates of the Caribbean theme?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/Unable_Gazel Feb 02 '23

I guess he is telling how the boy was born

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u/GGGold23 Me when the: Feb 02 '23

At streaming platforms edge

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u/soljaboss I saw what the dog was doin Feb 02 '23

Tradition costs $0/per year

Modern costs approx. $5000/per year (if you subscribe to every single streaming service at the same time.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Just give us back the Netflix of old or some kind of one gathers all (even most would be ok) streaming plattform. Since they won't - at least for now... well, my subscriptions are already canceled and finding new platforms even with Geo/DNS blocking by providers and blacklisting on major search engines in place is comparatively easy to do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

I want to add something to that. Even when the core of the problem very clearly is rooted in corporate greed, you can count the days, when it’s again the pirate‘s fault, that they can’t get enough money. Account sharing is just Netflix publicly calling the minor, first shots due to a similar trail of thought. When the market crumbles due to the inevitable diversification, they are going to look for the easy scapegoat yet again - I‘d bet on that development.

And then we still won’t get the much needed modernization of copyright laws from a consumer’s perspective, with all of the last ones being purely beneficial to copyright owners - not the small creative artist but big corporations. What we‘re going to get, yet again, are politicians influenced by biased reports and heavy lobbyism trying to please big corp by changes to the law tailored to said corporate greed even more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/legends_never_die_1 Feb 02 '23

lol whats your problem dude?

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u/leopardo1313 Feb 02 '23

It's a bot

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u/BananakinsPeel Feb 02 '23

That's standard definition lmao

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u/soljaboss I saw what the dog was doin Feb 03 '23

Lol, 4K is for royalty

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/Blimeydog Feb 02 '23

AARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/aineri Feb 02 '23

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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u/PSYCONIC2890 Halal Mode Feb 02 '23

I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUU

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u/henrystickmin1217 Feb 03 '23

SPONGEBOB PIRATE PANTS

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u/HyperGeoXorigin Le epic memer Feb 02 '23

The only true way to watch movies

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u/Mistiqe Feb 02 '23

Online pirate streaming websites.

Skiping ads is pain for seeing film with absolutly horrible bitrate. BUT FREE! And without download time.

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u/aineri Feb 02 '23

You can actually download movies with torrent, no shitty illegal websites needed

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u/BookHunter_7 Feb 02 '23

How can I know if my download isn't some other file.

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u/aineri Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 02 '23

You can find some trust worthy torrent sites that basically never give you any harmful files, in my experience atleast

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u/BookHunter_7 Feb 02 '23

Recommend me some.

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u/a_salt_miner Feb 02 '23

1337x.to

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u/BookHunter_7 Feb 05 '23

How to use it though?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

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u/Amens Feb 02 '23

Wow I have app that streams all latest movies on torrent networks same as all streaming services including discovery plus in full HD no adds . Only noobs streams from sketchy websites

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u/Mistiqe Feb 02 '23

Will it work on playstation 4 tho?

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u/trusnake Feb 02 '23

You guys were paying?

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u/EpidemicRage https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Feb 02 '23

Don't take this the wrong way, but you'd be insane to go to pirate bay.

That place has fallen, and downloading anything from there is a gamble.

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u/DontBlameMe4It Feb 02 '23

Are there any good alternatives you could recommend?

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u/We4thl3y Feb 02 '23

1337x is a much safer alternative

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u/saket_1999 Feb 02 '23

eztv and yify also

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u/ursak76 Feb 02 '23

Or you could get a Linux sistem and pirate all you want, cuz virus that are made for windows don't tend to work on Linux.

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u/therottenshadow Linux User Feb 02 '23

I wouldn't recommend relying in platform incompability to protect you from malware. There are two main reasons:

1) With the growing popularity (and the steam deck's popularity mainly) there is malware being made for linux, although not much still.

2) And most people use WINE for either games or some windows software and there is malware that can infect a linux system through WINE.

What I simply recommend is a VM, whichever OS you use, be it windows, Linux or Mac.

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u/Oleg152 Average r/memes enjoyer Feb 02 '23

Yeah, and you won't get any STD's if you use a condom.

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u/K1rkl4nd Feb 02 '23

Rarbg with an ad blocker.

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u/SecretVoodoo1 Feb 02 '23

1337x and rarbg both are amazing

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u/Sprite_Bottle Feb 02 '23

It’s time to raise anchor

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u/Krazy_Kitchen Feb 02 '23

Taaarrrrrrrents ahoy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

The only rules that really matter are these: What a subscriber can do, and what a subscriber can’t do.

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u/Ugly-and-poor Feb 02 '23

Never left the high seas anyway.

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u/Tackerta iwrestledabeartwice Feb 02 '23

same goes for certain sporting events that demand 80€ for a single night live stream. If you charge acceptable prices, I would be happy to pay

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u/Migb1793 Feb 02 '23

Never left… always has been the best streaming source

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Rarbg is the captain now

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u/sas_gg228 (very sad) Feb 02 '23

You guys really were watching Netflix?

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u/frusnayc Feb 02 '23

Can someone please send me a link

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u/Upecle Feb 02 '23

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

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u/Roos19 Feb 02 '23

Does TPB even work still?

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u/Pam_P00vey Feb 02 '23

Yeah, but the place has more tumbleweeds blowing through it than torrents. I use 1337x.

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u/Arrxen Feb 02 '23

Hey guys, try unblockit or lookitmovie. Brilliant without any torrents

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u/thenomendubium Feb 02 '23

Time to lift the anchor.

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u/Charles12_13 Feb 02 '23

Nah, I reject both

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u/ofirtzemach Feb 02 '23

Are you ready kids?

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u/TraderOfGoods Feb 02 '23

"You know, Netflix. if every streaming service unanimously created an agreement to never exclusivity anymore then it'd be better for everyone."

"Mhh-hmm... Ignoring that completely, guess who has only one of the the two Paddington movies? This guy, boo-yeah!"

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u/areolegrande Feb 02 '23

Wait, you guys paid for a streaming service since like the 2010s?

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u/hatshad Feb 02 '23

Using Netflix for 1 year but sailing the high seas for high resolution content.

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u/ChiefTiggems Feb 02 '23

Is yify still a good one to download from? It's been a while

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u/FananaYouTube Feb 02 '23

i can't read cursive what is the site called

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u/aafikk Feb 02 '23

It’s good to have you guys back on deck

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u/FrostbitePi Feb 02 '23

PB has been a shitshow for a while now. Not saying you should hop over to Netflix, but js.

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u/CrackheadToelicker69 Virgin 4 lyfe Feb 02 '23

Nah pirate bay is just a collection of viruses at this point. 1337x is much less risky. Friendship ended with pirate's bay now 1337x is my best friend.

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u/Zajic_kamo Professional Dumbass Feb 02 '23

Wealth, films, battery power. No wonder the king of the pirates had obtained this and anything else the internet had to offer.

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u/Kastilvanius Feb 02 '23

Guys, we all know what time it is, TO DRINK RUM, AND SINGING "What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor"

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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 02 '23

Don't use TPB though; it's trash now.

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u/GearNerd85 Feb 02 '23

ive already ordered more HDs

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u/LowVermicelli6464 Feb 02 '23

i accidentaly made a repost of this lol

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u/brojooer Feb 02 '23

I’m so far in the past I pay for cable and just get all the subscriptions for free on top