r/memes
•
u/PlantEnthusiasm329
bruh
•
Feb 02 '23
•
1
Mom i want a blahaj !Rule 8 - NO REPOSTS
/img/k4uy0cadbsfa1.jpg
[removed] — view removed post
676
u/Glumi1503 Feb 02 '23
Selling my soul means it would have to have a worth
293
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
Oh well, I miscalculated something
111
u/Ill_Call7235 Feb 02 '23
I already sold it, what now?
158
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
Do you have two kidneys?
-> yes -> sell one
-> no -> sell half of one
57
u/Eric_S2004 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 02 '23
You cab Always sell half of your liver
23
10
5
4
→ More replies8
2
2
→ More replies2
3
u/Janiskarlis Chungus Among Us Feb 02 '23
survey websites that pay you 1cent per hour still work probably
2
→ More replies-24
161
u/nikleus Feb 02 '23
I am more of a djungelskog fan myself
36
u/Electronic-Bed-6730 Feb 02 '23
Why not get both
→ More replies10
13
u/Sapphire_Sage Feb 02 '23
Djungelskog gang! Hell yea!
But to be fair, Blåhaj is a decent substitute for people who live in places where they don't sell Skoggs
6
3
2
u/Pasutiyan Feb 02 '23
I have the blåhaj so if the djungelskög would just get the fuck back in stock already
2
→ More replies2
253
u/lisektheneverfound Feb 02 '23
Help i'm stuck on "do you have a soul? > No > liar > do you..." Loop
86
15
5
→ More replies2
53
u/too_Reversed Sussy Baka Feb 02 '23
Ok but where i can buy this shark plush?
42
23
12
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
Ikea
→ More replies13
u/Xfors-Pakistan Halal Mode Feb 02 '23
What to do if no ikea in my country :(
→ More replies21
u/janhetjoch Feb 02 '23
Emigrate
8
u/Xfors-Pakistan Halal Mode Feb 02 '23
It’s easier to catch a shark from the ocean
5
u/janhetjoch Feb 02 '23
Well, blåhaj just translates to blue shark, so as long as it's blue I'll count it
7
→ More replies2
u/Redditor_10000000000 Feb 02 '23
There's this Swedish restaurant where they have really good Swedish Meatballs.
I've heard they sell furniture sometimes too, you can find it there.
IDEA or something like that
48
u/Independent_Test780 Feb 02 '23
“Do you have a soul?” “No.” “Liar. Do you have a soul?” You can’t escape
15
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
no escape??? 🤨🤨🤨
5
u/Independent_Test780 Feb 02 '23
You literally can’t stop yourself from buying it in this whole flowchart
8
→ More replies5
24
u/niniela-phoenix Feb 02 '23
21
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
Posted it there and on r/teenagers. At least 426 people saw this post so at least 426 blahajs have been bought => blahaj army is growing
→ More replies7
6
53
u/_Soliera_ Feb 02 '23
If this post doesn’t get ignored, then it’s going to get locked after some disgusting comments. I can see it coming; people are awful.
11
u/the_one_random_guy Feb 02 '23
what do you mean
18
u/Gummy_Tris Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 02 '23
The plush is often associated with the trans community (no reason, it's just a cute shark so why not) and you can imagine what happens when the topic of trans people is brought up, it usually turns into a cesspit.
10
u/CantDoElectrics Feb 02 '23
Wtf it's just a shark plush
5
u/Rock-Chan 🏳️🌈LGBTQ+🏳️🌈 Feb 02 '23
It's cute, it (kinda) has the colours of the trans flag, and plushies are good for emotional support. As for why the Blähaj specifically? Fuck if I know, cute shark
However in Canada, ikea actually released a trans flag coloured blähaj and is giving it out to LGBT+ support groups, which is based
3
u/WheelbarrowQueen Feb 02 '23
However in Canada, ikea actually released a trans flag coloured blähaj
Is this the pink one? Based.
→ More replies26
33
12
8
7
u/shad2020 Feb 02 '23
I have a question, is the blahaj shark in anyway related to the drink blahaj blast?
11
6
6
u/ExerciseTime7649 My mom checks my phone Feb 02 '23
Sold my soul, ordered will be delivered within 69 days
10
u/nethercat3 Feb 02 '23
What if i dont want to sell my soul
33
u/Aisthebestletter Feb 02 '23
BLASPHEMY
→ More replies20
4
3
3
3
3
3
2
2
u/Hoovy_weapons_guy Feb 02 '23
Jokes on you, my soul is already sold to the last one that posted a meme like this
→ More replies
2
u/InkyBoii Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 02 '23
Out of stock in my country :(
I got a little one but I wanna buy the big one too
2
2
2
2
u/MadMichael72 Feb 02 '23
I already sold my soul for Gromit Mug
2
u/Chill_Ok_girl Feb 02 '23
As a fellow Gromit mug enjoyer, it pleases me to have found another cultured individual
2
2
2
2
2
2
5
2
3
1
u/RayIndonesian Feb 02 '23
Im rather stuck on loop saying “do you have soul > no > liar > do you have soul > no > liar” and repeat than buy this 😎
→ More replies
2
u/Dankalii Professional Dumbass Feb 02 '23
Why is there a blahaj cult? I mean I bought one when I was nine and it was my third more cherished toy and I sacrificed the neighbor's dog to it. What's the big deal?
1
1
1
u/TheAwokenHero Feb 02 '23
there is this neat sub called r/egg_irl you should really check it out ;)
0
u/Edgenabik Dark Mode Elitist Feb 02 '23
GUYS HELP I'M STUCK ON THE DO YOU HAVE A SOUL PART AND IT KEEPS SAYING LIAR
2
0
-18
-27
1
1
u/Retr0_x1 Feb 02 '23
Guys, I have a Problem here. I am stuck at [Do you have a Soul -> No -> Liar -> Do you have a soul -> No -> Liar ->...]
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/ProfessorFornication Feb 02 '23
This is a system created by a bigoted Dictator upholding Blahaj. Thus, the Blahaj is inevitable.
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/isnapchildrensnecks Feb 02 '23
i wished for an ikea blåhaj (55cm) last christmas. i even marked it as important on my wishlist, yet i sadly didn't get it...
sad swedish noises
1
1
1
1
u/felidaepanthera116 Feb 02 '23
People be sleeping on SNUTTIG tho, he’s the comfiest neck pillow and cuddle toy
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/CR15PYL454GN4 🦀money money money 🦀 Feb 02 '23
I already sold my soul and have nothing else. What do I do?
2
u/PlantEnthusiasm329 bruh Feb 02 '23
Do you have two kidneys?
-> yes -> sell one -> buy 🦈
-> no -> sell half of one -> buy 🦈
-> i have none -> liar -> sell one -> buy 🦈
→ More replies
1
1
1
1
u/uncanny_justice Professional Dumbass Feb 02 '23
Do you have any idea how much I'm going to spend on that thing?! I rather buy metal gear rising
2
1
1
u/GenesisRonin Feb 02 '23
I will buy it then burn it infront of the one who is asking these questions
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Saladar19 Feb 02 '23
Im stuck in a loop. I already sold my soul for lord of the rings extended edition on blueray box set.
1
1
u/English_Speaking_Cat Feb 02 '23
Wait, can I sell my human’s soul? They are my possessions but I don’t want to sell the whole thing. Hold up, I’ll ask Bastet
1
u/lackofafather Feb 02 '23
Do you know chemistry? Yes:make meth and make money No:learn chemistry then make meth
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
u/Intelligent-Rip7639 Feb 02 '23
Do you have a soul?➡️No➡️Liar➡️Do you have a soul?➡️No➡️Liar➡️Do you have a soul?➡️No➡️Liar➡️Do you have a soul?➡️No➡️Liar➡️Do you have a soul?➡️No➡️Liar
1
1
1
u/Rogue-Squadron Feb 02 '23
Redheads with no jobs or possessions just get trapped in the “do you have a soul?” Loop
1
1
1
1
1
u/narwhalogy Feb 02 '23
I bought one of these and my cat has essentially stolen it from me. Now I need another blåhaj
1
u/bardell_fam Feb 02 '23
Guys help I keep getting asked if I have a soul and I say "NO" then I'm called a liar and asked if I have a soul again and I keep saying no because I don't have one
1
1
1
•
u/rMemesMods Feb 02 '23
You need to read following message in full. We will NOT reply to modmail messages similar to “what is reason my post was removed?”
Hey /u/PlantEnthusiasm329, thanks for contributing to /r/memes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates our rules:
Rule 8 - No reposts
Please avoid re-posting memes. We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned.
Obvious reposting on purpose OR asking for reposts can result in a BAN
Seriously.
We want OC.
Do not repost.
Please read the sidebar before posting again. If you have questions or concerns, please message the moderators through modmail. Thank you!