r/memes Mar 16 '23 MotW Winner! 1

Nature being the ad #1 MotW

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u/manacheetah Mar 16 '23

Maine, Vermont, Alaska and Hawaii have all banned billboards.

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u/Eastonman03 Mar 16 '23

Mainer checking in. Find at least 1 person from those other states :D

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u/Haticle Mar 16 '23

Vermonter checking in. Haven’t seen a billboard here in my entire life

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u/thatguy12344312 Mar 16 '23

Never saw one billboard in the 9 years I lived in Hawaii

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u/Stuff2511 Mar 16 '23

Now we’re looking for Alaska

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u/Timmy_Chonga_ Mar 16 '23

Alaska here nope never saw one myself

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u/0utlook Mar 16 '23 Take My Energy

By your powers combined, I am a unmolested vista!

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u/cassettesingle Mar 16 '23

White Lotus Season 3: Unmolested Vistas, exclusively on HBO Max

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u/Rybitron Mar 16 '23

White Lotus Season 3: Unmolested Vistas, exclusively on HBO Max

Electric Boogaloo.

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u/Final-Bench1859 Mar 16 '23

Someone call a priest... something has gone unmolested

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u/AFresh1984 Mar 16 '23

Not that kind this time.

Call in the... coal miners.

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u/Final-Bench1859 Mar 16 '23

The earth is not safe from holy wang

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u/MarsLander10 Mar 16 '23

spelunking intensifies

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u/JackHammerAwesome Mar 16 '23

Unmolested Vista sounds like a good band name

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u/KalaChai Mar 16 '23

Go Unmolested Vista! Wait what?

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u/shodanbo Mar 16 '23

NJ here I once saw this nature thing you speak of on a billboard.

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u/poop_pants_pee Mar 16 '23

But NJ has nature in spades!

It's behind the billboards.

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u/TankedUpLoser Mar 16 '23

Missourian here… there’s probably 20 to 40 per mile everywhere here… it’s disgusting

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u/Fractal_Cosmos Mar 16 '23

Don't forget the giant crosses.

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u/TankedUpLoser Mar 16 '23

Not as bad as some other red states (Texas, Florida, Indiana) but yeah…yuck

Oh also the billboards that just say Jesus in giant letters. It’s almost comical

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u/The_Whereian_Kelly Mar 16 '23 I'm Deceased

Oklahoma here, if you don't have billboards how do your cows get shade?

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u/GisterMizard Mar 16 '23

Denial here, never seen one either

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u/ZZZCCCVV Mar 16 '23

Spellcheck here. Denial or Denali?

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u/snoebro Mar 16 '23

Fairbanks put one up right around where the George Parks highway meets with the Johansen expressway.

I was a little tiffed but it was in front of an industrial area so was not covering anything pretty, still don't want anymore popping up though.

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u/crappymailm Mar 16 '23

Badum tssssss

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u/crowmagnuman Mar 16 '23

Oh shit snake jazz

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u/Pretzel-Kingg Mar 16 '23

Can confirm: no billboards and thank god for that

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u/Honest-Barracuda-982 Mar 16 '23

I read that book in 8th grade and loved it lol

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u/AdmiralForeplay Mar 16 '23

Alaska is the state with the most produced serial killers so most likely the person you need is dead.

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u/MleemMeme Mar 16 '23

Where did you hear that? We have the highest number of victims per 100,000 people because of small population but not most actual serial killers. Our murder rate and domestic violence numbers are abysmal, though.

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u/Pyromanspam Mar 16 '23

I'm trying my best, alright? You try walking through snow to each victims cabin in a record time. everyone's a critic

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u/CORN___BREAD Mar 16 '23 Take My Power

You should get a snowmobile and call it the murder mobile and call yourself Frosty and wear a top hat and just when you’re getting ready to claim your next victim with a sharpened carrot, you all then if they’re “feeling frosty”.

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u/tm24fan8 Mar 16 '23

Holy shit. Why is this the hardest I've laughed in like a month?

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u/KnownRate3096 Mar 16 '23

How do truckers know where to get porn at 4am and how do people know they should accept Jesus into their hearts?

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u/b2change Mar 16 '23

You’ve obviously driven thru Georgia

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u/schrodingers_gat Mar 16 '23

It’s the same in Tennessee plus a bunch of billboards for DUI lawyers.

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u/Mikeinthedirt Mar 16 '23

Or get updated on the Pepsi wars

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u/akroses161 Mar 16 '23

Never saw a billboard until I moved to the lower 48.

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u/TheHiddenToad Mar 16 '23

Current resident of Honolulu. No billboards.

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u/enjolras1782 Mar 16 '23

I remember on the VT sub people lost their minds about a tundra parked in front of the Toyota logo in front of i think Stowe?

Rightfully so, that insidious stuff will creep in just like that and all of sudden the state is polyped in strategically parked vehicles Driving up 89 is magic.

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u/just_a_name__ Mar 16 '23

Alaska here. A couple of years ago they put up a small pseudo billboard outside of Fairbanks featuring a native model and people freaked out and took it down. That’s the only one I’ve seen here

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

I remember that!

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u/MrSpiffy123 Cringe Factory Mar 16 '23

I'm from New Hampshire, but that's basically the child of Maine and Vermont, right?

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u/squarerootofapplepie Mar 16 '23

No because NH has way too many billboards.

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u/TotallyNotARocket Mar 16 '23

Missourian here. I WISH they'd ban billboards here...

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u/IowaJL Mar 16 '23

Yeah Iowan here. Y'all go bat shit on your billboards down there

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u/FrogInYerPocket Mar 16 '23

In the past week I've driven 3000 miles.

So many billboards and I've never seen so many advertising jobs.

In Missouri the jobs were mostly for corrections officers.

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u/chaunceyvonfontleroy Mar 16 '23

Hawai’i transplant. The difference in quality of life without advertisements screaming at you is astonishing.

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u/Amelaclya1 Mar 16 '23

Been living in Hawaii for a decade now. Whenever I go back to the mainland to visit family, the billboards are always so startling because I had forgotten about them. I get as irritated by their existence as I do with commercials when I'm forced to watch regular TV instead of the streaming experience I'm used to. Just shit you take for granted until the alternative is shoved back in your face again..

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u/Dapoopers Mar 16 '23

I moved to Maine about two years ago and haven’t been happier.

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u/historical_regret2 Mar 16 '23

Bummer, well on to the next place

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u/black_rose_ Mar 16 '23

I grew up in Alaska, it's so beautiful, billboards would be such a tragedy up there. Billboards are disgusting and I hate each and every one I see in the lower 48 states

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u/xj4me Mar 16 '23

Former Hawaii local checking in. Billboards suck

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u/__ALF__ Mar 16 '23

How do people find the titty bar and DUI Lawyers?

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u/manacheetah Mar 16 '23

They’re probably in the same building complex, I don’t think you’ll have to look very far 😂

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u/AnNoYiNg_NaMe Mar 16 '23

Fuck that noise. How are they going to tell me I'm gonna burn in hell for all eternity? Won't somebody think of the godless heathens?!

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u/Agarikas Mar 16 '23

Same way they find Jesus and firework stores of course!

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u/catboyfrankenstein Mar 16 '23

Santa Cruz county in California banned them because of artists modifying the advertisements. It’s pretty cool.

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u/manacheetah Mar 16 '23

I’m for banning billboards. They ruin views, take up so much space, and are superrrr distracting. I’m enjoying seeing more places becoming against them in all honesty! Being able to see a view is way better than a McDonald’s billboard, and then 250 feet away a random ad for something like an insurance company.

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u/AJMansfield_ Mar 16 '23

Montgomery County in Maryland bans them too, for which I am quite glad!

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u/worldspawn00 Mar 16 '23

Tennessee put a ban on new construction in like 1996, the existing ones are still there, but no new ones can be built.

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u/TheRustyBird Mar 16 '23

sounds like prime time to destroy some billboards

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u/J5892 Mar 16 '23

There's a fine line between beautification and corruption. Tennessee seems to have decided to hop over it and say "Fuck yeah let's go!"

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u/J5892 Mar 16 '23

Wait, but how am I supposed to know how many exits I am from the next casino, and the next next casino, and the next 14 casinos after that?

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u/Luke_Warmwater Mar 16 '23

Imagine having a gambling addiction and just trying to drive the fuck home. Gotta be hell.

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u/CORN___BREAD Mar 16 '23

I’m more concerned about not knowing how many tanks of fuel I am from wall drug.

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u/MrZyde memer Mar 16 '23

Cmon Canada please do this!! My city is so beautiful but the outskirts are covered in billboards.

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u/lilijaji Mar 16 '23

Washington has hardly any in and around Seattle but I can’t find that it’s illegal

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u/black_rose_ Mar 16 '23

What do you mean? There are tons in Seattle.

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u/the_lonely_downvote Mar 16 '23

GANJA GODDESS

I guess compared to some places, Seattle doesn't have thaaat many. Salt Lake City comes to mind - there are like dozens of creepy religious "repent, heathen!" type billboards all along the highway.

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u/Utahteenageguy Mar 16 '23

I hate how there’s advertisements everywhere nowadays. There’s even adds on my tv remote app.

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u/Axunujar Mar 16 '23

Try NextDNS or RethinkDNS. They block most ads on my phone.

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u/YT_Hitu1197 Mar 16 '23

Fr I was gonna say that. Rethink DNS is a must for Android and NextDNS config file for IOS. I use it on my phone and ipad resprctively. If you choose the correct blocklists then u can get rid of most ads and trackers and if u use an alternative dns which is better than default dns that few ISPs provide then you can even fix the fluctuations and get smooth wifi connection!

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u/WithOrgasmicFury Mar 16 '23

Ads are a cancer upon the world. The more you see the more degenerative the society there is.

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u/LinxESP Mar 16 '23

rootmytv for LG TVs allows for homebrew apps, one is a button remapper. I have it so my netflix button opens jellyfin and the amazon prime opens hdmi1. And those buttons are already blank from use, so a win-win.

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u/Sandbartender Mar 16 '23

There are alot less billboards away from big cities every day. But in big cities they are taller and electronic. Advert change every 20 seconds.

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u/DaRootBeer123 Mar 16 '23

This isn't fully true, at least as far as my personal experience goes. Living in what would be considered the exurbs, billboards are everywhere. it isn't just a way to advertise stuff in the city. I've seen some of the dumbest billboards like one advertising mattresses, a church, and even fucking bread. It really comes down to the state government and the laws that they have on billboards.

Missouri (my home state) is horrible with this. There is pretty much no restrictions on billboard laws, meaning you will see them along every highway, no matter if you're in a city or not. The only place you wouldn't see then is like the REALLY rural farmlands.

Iowa is the opposite. Driving through Iowa is like paradise because they have basically no billboards (they aren't outlawed but are regulated). One regulation is that they need to be a certainly distance away from the road, usually far enough away that it's not distracting when driving.

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u/testcaseseven Mar 16 '23

In my experience they get dumber and more extreme the further from an urban area that you go. I live in rural Kansas and it feels like half of them are just telling me I'm gonna go to hell if I don't call the number on the board. I'll take nature over that bs any day.

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u/Lenny_Pane Mar 16 '23

You've just got the pro-life billboards and the adult store billboards when you get far enough out

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u/Krus4d3r_ Mar 16 '23

There's always the fireworks stores

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

Last week my partner and I drove through the north woods of Wisconsin to Ironwood and we finally saw it. A Jesus Saves type billboard literally right next to an adult store billboard and another Christian billboard on the other side of the road. I miss living in Vermont 🥲

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u/Ok-Championship8024 Mar 16 '23

when my boyfriend and i drove through montana, we saw adult store billboards and then ones cautioning about chronic wasting disease in deer…there was a bit of mood whiplash to say the least

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u/Lenny_Pane Mar 16 '23

Lmao I'm from Wisconsin, maybe that's more specific than I thought

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

The funny thing is that Wisconsin is statistically one of the least religious states. I’ve lived in the Deep South too, it’s much worse down there. But having lived in VT where religion’s hardly an afterthought and billboards are banned, even WI is shocking to me.

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u/JoycenatorOfficial Mar 16 '23

It’s because the religious folks that are here in Wisconsin are very extreme in their beliefs. Also the farther north you go, the more religious it tends to get

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u/PiratesFan1429 Mar 16 '23

I love driving through Missouri, billboards make it interesting. You can only look at so many pastures before you get bored

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u/DaRootBeer123 Mar 16 '23

I'd say the same thing but reverse. I get so tired of billboards. I wanna see some God damn nature, not another shitty ass advertisement.

Plus, they ruin the land itself, making it useless if the billboard gets removed and people wanna put something else there. Governments and corporations use the awful excess of "well the land is already fucked so why not keep them"

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u/OneWholeSoul Mar 16 '23

I'm against them on aesthetic principles but how do they ruin the land?

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u/Hephaestus_God Mar 16 '23

There are billboards advertising casinos in the middle of nowhere Texas.

And that casino is a short 6 hour drive away in Oklahoma

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u/darthcaedusiiii Mar 16 '23

And blinds you when an idiot decided a white background was some how needed.

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u/im-a-limo-driver Mar 16 '23

As someone who has driven through rural Georgia and Alabama a lot, I can confidently say you are incorrect. The amount of Alexander Shunarah and Jesus Hates You, Sinner billboards down there are absolutely outrageous.

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u/random-comment-drop Mar 16 '23

I think that I shall never see

A billboard lovely as a tree.

Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,

I’ll never see a tree at all.

—OGDEN NASH

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u/DressOne2628 Mar 16 '23

Modern problems need modern solutions

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u/Ryimax Mar 16 '23

I saw porn on a billboard once

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u/Newbie__AF Mar 16 '23

The mind sees what it wants to see

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u/thehypocrisyofreddit 🎃Happy Spooktober🎃 Mar 16 '23

i never thought that i would see (a speculation slightly brash) that famous quote about a tree or someone quoting Ogden Nash

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

They should ban billboards on a federal level, they are very distracting on the road.

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u/wobbly_doo Mar 16 '23

But..money

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

Thats why I said should, they're not going to ever do that. Too greedy.

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u/Montigue Mar 16 '23

Big billboard silenced them by getting their account deleted

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u/joemckie Mar 16 '23

Rip [redacted]

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u/StopReadingMyUser Mar 16 '23

Should also get rid of toll roads while we're at it, but won't do that either. The idea that your tax dollars go to roads and then they charge you for them indefinitely (initially a temporary addition to help reduce the impact of the cost or whatever) has gotta be one of the most backwards things we accept on a daily basis.

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u/Spam4119 Mar 16 '23

The underlying problem is how absolutely horribly expensive car infrastructure is. You want better roads? We have to start getting rid of them and switch to much more effective forms of public transportation so that cities can actually afford to maintain the roads they have remaining.

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u/DrMobius0 Mar 16 '23

Right. Lets just cut out the middle man and have advertisements play on your car's dash.

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u/DiligentTangerine Mar 16 '23

But then I'd miss out on the greats like "the Bible, seriously" To this day I'm unsure what to be serious about

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u/ThatGuyStanding Mar 16 '23

One of those electric billboards switched to an ad that was extremely white, and my head recognized it as a moving object, and I took my eyes of the road. Thankfully it didn't cause an accident or anything. Though a few days later I lost traction on ice and rolled my pickup into a snowy embankment. It was this Monday by the way.

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u/Deytookerjerb Mar 16 '23

Did it have anything to do with the billboard?

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u/EwoDarkWolf Mar 16 '23

Obviously. It was so distracting that it delayed it's affects until the next Monday.

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u/Psychojakkrabbit Mar 16 '23

Don't go to Georgia then!

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u/droo46 Mar 16 '23

Agreed. Utah has so many ads everywhere.

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u/1infinitefruitloop Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23

You can tell when you’re approaching a town with less than 1000 people because there are 80 billboards lined up along the way. My father sat next to the CEO of Regan Advertising (or something similar) on a flight once. Apparently was totally drunk and rude to everyone. Did not leave a good impression at all….

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u/kablamy Mar 16 '23

Utah is a great example of why billboards should be banned.

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u/alexdiezg GigaChad Mar 16 '23

And snap just like that, lad's got his fucking account deleted.

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u/CulLavellan Professional Dumbass Mar 16 '23

especially the ones claiming fetuses have eyes within the first 2 weeks after conception. those distract me a lot. make me real angry on the road.

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u/Kdog9999999999 Mar 16 '23

See that shit all over Texas. So fucking gross.

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u/CulLavellan Professional Dumbass Mar 16 '23

I live in New England, so we see them far less up here. but when they do pop up, hooooooo boy. I get ANGRY. I can’t imagine what it’s like having that garbage distract you every couple miles in Texas.

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u/TheAmazingDisgrace Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23

They aren't very distracting for me. There are many things more distracting- phones, infotainment screens and controls, other drivers, pedestrians, headlights, audiobooks/radio, gps noises, stores and restaurants, etc.

All billboards here are static images; I do agree that the changing self-lit ones are more annoying though

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u/bluebox12345 Mar 16 '23

Other drivers, pedestrians and headlights are not distracting from traffic. They ARE the traffic.

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u/Senor_Taco29 Mar 16 '23

Yeah distracting is about the last thing I'd call a billboard, it's incredibly easy to ignore them

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u/readitonreddit86 Mar 16 '23

Meanwhile in Ohio…Hell Is Real (not an Ohio meme, it’s actually a billboard we have to see every freaking day)

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u/TheNerd669 Identifies as a Cybertruck Mar 16 '23

Hell IS in Ohio. It’d be weird if hell weren’t real

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u/MegaGrimer Mar 16 '23

That’s why there’s been more astronauts from Ohio than any other state. They’re trying to escape hell.

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u/Lovecraftenberg Mar 16 '23

In Georgia there's one about Jesus coming back or something and he fights zombies and commands soldiers.

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u/lilyrxh Mar 16 '23

Can’t forget Tim Misny!

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u/God_Next_Door Mar 16 '23

Lmao I was driving the other day and saw “shackled by LUST? Turn to Jesus” in Dayton Ohio area 🤣

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u/azaltard Mar 16 '23

Wait that's not how every rural area looks like ? There are billboards there too ?

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u/LEGO_bruh Mar 16 '23

No there aren't

just lots of spray-painted "free" signs

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

You bet your ass there are, ‘pardnah.

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u/CharizardCharms Mar 16 '23

You can’t drive more than 5 miles on a rural highway in Texas without a damn beaver billboard taunting you. Buccees in 35 miles!!! 30.2 miles!! 25 miles!! 23.5 miles!!! And so on.

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u/TheCastro Mar 16 '23

Lots of places have no billboards especially if you're far from any decent sized towns. I've driven literally all over this country except the PNW, tons of rural areas are billboard free.

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u/EliteRanger_ Mar 16 '23

My town is full of them on the main roads. The highway out of town has about 20 in a few mile stretch. I didn't know it wasn't normal until I grew up.

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u/VerySuperGenius Mar 16 '23

Let's also get rid of insanely tall business signs. It ruins the look of a beautiful city when there is a giant set of golden arches 200 feet into the sky.

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u/implante Mar 16 '23

Vermont also banned tall and large signs. No bigger than 150 sq ft, no taller than 25 feet or 10 ft above roof.

https://legislature.vermont.gov/statutes/section/10/021/00493

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u/Truffle42069 Mar 16 '23

Vermont is actually a beautiful state to drive thru. It really is.

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u/Websters_Dick Mar 16 '23

I'll have you know, my county has nearly 10k people in it.

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u/jeffynibbles70 Mar 16 '23

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

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u/sayonaraasswipe Mar 16 '23

Yeah, in warm seasons it is pleasing to the eye during the three hours from the Massachusetts border to the Canadian border, but that's still a long trip for a drive through. And then you've got to turn around and do it going the other way.

Be sure to stock up on the ends before crossing over, because there's fuck all in-between.

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u/LeilaDFW Mar 16 '23

Now I want to see Vermont in person.

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u/HarryBawlz-1 Mar 16 '23

Beautiful state. When I was married my wife and I would take a trip there every year. I hope you get the chance to see it someday.

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u/manacheetah Mar 16 '23

Vermont is very beautiful, very scenic!

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u/binary45 Mar 16 '23

You should visit Vermont, or any of the more rural states for that matter. I’ve been to Vermont pretty much every year, and it’s the most beautiful state I’ve been to. It even lacks light pollution, provided you’re not near the major towns, to the point where you can see the Milky Way.

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u/randomnassusername Mar 16 '23

It’s very beautiful I’d recommend going in the fall the trees look wonderful

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u/dervalanana Mar 16 '23

That is specifically is route 4 headed west out of rutland. Not a bad drive, takes you quickly to new york (where there's a billboard right at the border. If you're going into VT its advertising the rutland mcdonalds).

Its probably the best shot for a main road going AT hills like that.

Another good drive is heading north out of rutland along root 7, towards middlebury, and eventually burlington and the lake champlain area. The dairy farms in the champlain valley leave lots of open flat land, and you can see to the mountains on either side from there. A good look in all seasons, but definitely best in the fall. That said, be careful in the summer in particular. Because... well... dairy farms are harsh on the nose

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u/Substantial_Point_57 Mar 16 '23

mmmmm Maple Sugar & Vermont Spice in Mendon. I crave.

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u/ggtffhhhjhg Mar 16 '23

Unless you’re retired, independently wealthy, work remotely or have the money to start your own small business it’s an incredibly difficult place to make a living.

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u/altrippa Mar 16 '23

it's a place not a person

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u/auramancer1247 Mar 16 '23

Vermont is not a place, it is a people

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u/altrippa Mar 16 '23

my mistake. carry on.

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u/Ne04 Mar 16 '23

We don’t have them in Alaska for that reason. It’s so nice.

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u/velociraptorjax Mar 16 '23

But how will I know which exit to take for the adult superstore? Or what Jesus would say about porn?

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u/NewFaded Mar 16 '23

Vermont is like the least religious state in the country so I doubt you'll have that problem. I grew up there. No one I knew went to church and no one cared.

I now live in rural NC and it's a cesspool of religion and Idiocracy. There's also trash everywhere, whereas Vermont was basically spotless, at least when I was still there.

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u/ging3r_b3ard_man Mar 16 '23

Meanwhile in Ohio

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u/hiccupmortician Mar 16 '23

How do you know what DWI lawyers and personal injury lawyers to call? How do you find a dentist that makes "sexy teeth?" How do people learn about Jesus or know where to stop for BBQ?

Texas here. We have soooo many billboards. The worst, all around DFW, is Mint Dentistry. They make sexy teeth. Every damn billboard says so. Inwish we had this law!

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u/The_Mega_Man192 Mar 16 '23

oh man, went to vermont in the winter, so beautiful, like take a picture from anywhere and it will 90% of the time be a 10/10

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u/Ecstatic_Insurance39 Mar 16 '23

How will we know if Shen Yun is performing there?

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u/Rachy_Pink Mar 16 '23

Dayum. That is one beautiful scenery!

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u/LEGO_bruh Mar 16 '23

As a Vermonter I can say that it only looks that way 15 days out of the year
Otherwise its just mud, rain, snow, or clouds
(Go tell that to all the fucking Massachusetts people)

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u/Googoltetraplex Mar 16 '23

Hey this fucking Massachusetts person says it ain't all that much better down here.

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u/LEGO_bruh Mar 16 '23

Yayy
We can suffer seperately

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u/Kitty_live_coffe Mar 16 '23

It's a beautiful view, I don't understand how you can close it with a billboard advertising and other nonsense. That would be the stupidest thing

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u/Burpmeister Mar 16 '23

Using your phone while driving is rightfully illegal because you need to be focused on driving but here are millions of ads on the roadside that are literally designed to capture your attention as effectively as possible because fuck you, money.

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u/Short_Operation7720 Mar 16 '23

That would be bliss. I despise the election signs. I can think one that is still up from an election last fall. Not billboard but a 4'x8' sign. The religious, political, pro whatever, not a fan.

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u/JasonPalermo4 Mar 16 '23

It's funny seeing the vote counter. The occasional run of down votes has me like, "who is PRO BILLBOARD?"

Then I thought. And realized...

Advertisers.

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u/jamesonbar Mar 16 '23

In missouri it would be religious and xxx store billboards

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u/AesarPhreaking Mar 16 '23 Are You Serious?

I am a capitalist. I believe in free markets. BUT I’m gonna be honest, something needs to be done legally about this advertising shit. Marketing has become so pervasive and so deeply rooted in our lives it’s actually insane.

Before we had advertisements on every surface imaginable people still bought things, business was still done, and people still had jobs. Nowadays it feels inescapable and I’m so fucking over it.

I want to just watch 1 football game that doesn’t have an hour of fucking commercials slowing the pace down. Idgaf if it affects players salaries and shit, paying a ball player more than a million is already an insane amount of money. Let me watch the game

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u/Realistic_Truck Mar 16 '23

Regulation is a part of capitalism, it isn't anti capitalist to set limits in the market so long as the price of goods and services isn't artificially set by the government.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

This. Capitalism with heavy regulations is the best system imo.

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u/KaleidoAxiom Mar 16 '23

Would you be upset if we told you that you're actually capital?

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u/neregekaj Mar 16 '23

You ain't a capitalist, my friend.

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u/CarrowFlinn Mar 16 '23

Lol.

"I'm a capitalist but I sure can't stand the natural progression capitalism has taken. It sure feels like every one of our senses are constantly being bombarded by someone trying to sell us something."

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u/Blitzpanz0r Mar 16 '23

Not if this should be posted on r/ShitLiberalsSay or r/iamverysmart

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u/snail360 Mar 16 '23

I am a capitalist.

Do you own capital, such as a factory or large investments, the passive income from which allows you to not work? If not, you're a worker in a capitalist system

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u/VoluminousVictor Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 16 '23

You are a capitalist? (believing in the free market doesn't make you a capitalist)

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u/Cuauhte-Martin Mar 16 '23

They take breaks in football all the time. Why would they not put ads in between, people dont care about seeing a football player scratch his ass on the 20th break

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u/Spiritual_Conference Mar 16 '23

Alabama guy checking in (Roll Tide). Y’all need to come see our Alexander Shunnarahs out here.

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u/nature_nate_17 Ermahgerd! Mar 16 '23 edited Mar 17 '23

I went to Vermont on the only adult vacation I’ve had in my work life and it was the most amazing experience ever. I see now why it is called the Green Mountain State.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '23

Billboards, fast food signs on poles and overhead power and phone lines all make small towns in the USA very ugly. I support the ban, but it needs to go further.

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u/-i_like_trees- memer Mar 16 '23

Vermont looks disgusting

If it were up to me I would start by cutting down all trees and flattening out those hills, then I would fit a massive car park and mcdonalds in there with lawyer billboards every 2 meters

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u/GameDestiny2 Mar 16 '23

After reading these comments, I’ve never been so confused where I stand on the politics of billboards in my life, I also never thought I’d be thinking about the politics of billboards.

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u/ActStunning3285 Mar 16 '23

I love this. I don’t want to constantly attacked by ads and marketing telling me I need to buy this thing. It’s capitalism unhinged. I really want to see nature, not another Chick-fil-A cow

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u/Crawfork1982 Mar 16 '23

Kansas would have an issue

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u/Agolferslife Mar 16 '23

I really miss living in Vermont sometimes. Best place on earth to spend a summer. So many neat things to do. Winters however, not a fan.

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u/skyHawk3613 Mar 16 '23

Why do we need billboards anymore, when we are constantly inundated with ads on the internet

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u/skyHawk3613 Mar 16 '23

I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything because I saw it on a billboard before

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u/WingedChimera Mar 16 '23

As a Pennsylvanian this would be so rad.

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u/robinob93 Mar 16 '23

Holy hell I visited my grandparents every year in Vermont and never noticed they have no billboards. I guess that makes sense in my head now. Lol

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u/jennycuttie Mar 16 '23

Just because they can