r/memes Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

Just a little reminder

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667 Upvotes

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u/Nikhilramesh_90 Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

Maybe coz Gmail literally means Google mail so ofc they'd have access to everyone's Gmail address...

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u/No_Pipe_8257 Birb Fan Mar 29 '23

Flair does not check out

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u/HowTheGoodNamesTaken Mar 29 '23

Yeah that's kinda how using private corporations works... we pay them for a service and trust them to do the service otherwise we don't pay them. They're the one providing the service, we're the one using it so ofc they have access to their own thing. OP is a dumbass

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u/The_Moxx Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

Well yea no shit but millions of people use it, so they could just leak the Gmail accounts and a bunch of people would have their lives ruined

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u/Nikhilramesh_90 Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

Yea that would never happen now would it. They'd be digging their own grave if they were to do something like that. Also, maybe that's why you keep multiple emails from different sites too yk

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u/The_Moxx Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

They COULD. I’m not saying they would, but if the CEO of Google decided to be a absolute douchebag and put millions of people out of a job, then a pretty decent amount of us would be fiddlefucked. on a side note, you have a nice day sir

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u/navster100 Mar 29 '23

And that CEO would also get sued and/or go to jail

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u/Soggy_Ad4531 Scrolling on PC Mar 29 '23

Why would the CEO of Google randomly decide to be a douchebag at the expense of Google's reputation and his job?

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u/Yoda-from-Star-Wars Mar 29 '23

OP is probably 12.

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u/TheChez_ Mar 29 '23

Would the CEO of the company even have access to every single email address?

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u/J_Fidz Mar 29 '23

True but they would be hurting themselves far more, literally nothing good could come out of it for them. At the same time a food company could decide to poison a batch of food and kill a whole bunch of people. They wont because it would be corporate suicide, but they could.

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u/night-laughs Mar 29 '23

New fear unlocked, never ordering food again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

flair checks out

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u/Illustrious_Grade608 Mar 29 '23

The governments of several countries can just decide to press a red button and cause nuclear apocalypse. Doesn't mean that'll happen, even though it is more worrying and realistic to imagine.

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u/Orlaani Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

I think the shareholders would probably say something against it, since it would literally mean that the company burns down to ashes with their money in it.

And I think even if he would say something because idk... reasons. The whole management would have to agree since running the company isn't a one man job especially in a case of a big one like google.

And even then they probably don't have a direct access to the emails and I doubt that the ones who have it would do it.

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u/Mangifera__indica Mar 29 '23

Well you can think about everything in that way.

A president of some country will decide to be a douchebag and decide to turn the world into a nuclear wasteland.

Your postman may decide to be a douchebag and get inside your house and kidnap you to take you to Antarctica.

Your grandma may decide to be a douchebag and wack you in the head with her stick every time she sees you.

You gonna keep worrying about the whole world?

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u/SacriGrape Mar 30 '23

The CEO wouldn’t likely be able to get that done, they have a lot of power but investors could sue and stop them

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u/Loud_farting_panda Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

How would leaking your Gmail adress ruin your life? I can tell you my Gmail adress if you want, I only use it for online registrations anyway and have like 10k unread emails there.

I guess as long as you don't use it for something weird or illegal, you're okay.

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u/BoogalooBandit1 Mar 29 '23

Honestly like is this dude planning murder and shit in his email?

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u/Loud_farting_panda Mar 29 '23

I just can't think of anything on my gemail that would ruin my life. And I'm talking about the situation where my password would be leaked also, making my Gmail accessible to everyone. I still wouldn't have to worry.

But leaking ONLY your Gmail adress, without the password, would literally mean nothing to me, it's not a secret anyway.

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u/Bobbytheman666 Mar 29 '23

The 10 spam I receive everyday tells me it already happened

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u/Tankdrood Mar 29 '23

Why the fuck would they do that?

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u/The_Lazy_Turtle Mar 29 '23

Flair checks out

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u/Call_MeGoose Mar 30 '23

Oh no… please don’t leak my NoGoodAtLiving@gmail.com account! I use it for so much stuff I promise..

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u/Kanomus_37 Mar 29 '23

Ok so I get that leaking users email addresses will very bad, but why would it be "catastrophic"? They don't store the passwords (directly) so they cannot leak them, so basically just the emails get leaked, and I don't get why that will "destroy lives", please help me understand this

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u/GringoSwingo Mar 29 '23

There’s bunch of people having ID scans/photos on their e-mail accounts and also other fragile private data. I know a guy, who actually, cause of that still repays not his loan (but taken on him).

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u/Kanomus_37 Mar 29 '23

"on their e-mail accounts"? Like stored within some e-mails they sent themselves? If that's what you are talking about, the account will need to be hacked, which can be done without the data leak. Or are you saying that just knowing which IDs to try to brute force will be beneficial to those hackers?

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u/beepboopscooploop1 Mar 29 '23

Little do they know I’m homeless

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u/The_Moxx Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

Oh shit dude nothing can stop you now

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u/EphemeralMemory- Mar 29 '23

op just discovered internet

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u/mrfungaltoe Mar 29 '23

Whats in OPs emails that has him so worried?

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u/thetrueblue44 Me when the: Mar 29 '23

He’s got his “homework” folder stored in his cloud drive

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u/Bazookasajizo Mar 29 '23

What kind of cloud drive has 8TB storage?

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u/RustedRuss Mar 29 '23

This is actually one of the dumbest tech related posts I’ve seen on here. The entire point of an email address is for people to know it… you know, so they can send you things. Also, how is gmail or any emailing system supposed to work without knowing your email address?

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u/madar2252 Mar 29 '23

When you talk about train robbery, I would like to clarify that it was no loss of trains in the event, it was rather the content of the train...

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u/RustedRuss Mar 29 '23

It specifically says “addresses”.

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u/madar2252 Mar 29 '23

I know, and i agree it's stupid, still reminded me to this sketch

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u/yeahthegoys Mar 29 '23

Are you a fucking idiot? What are you gonna do if I give you my email address? Send me a bomb through my computer?

you can LITERALLY go to the google login screen and just start typing random usernames in and if it goes to the password prompt, guess what that's a real email address. Whoop de fucking do now what sherlock?

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u/Forced_Abortion_ Linux User Mar 29 '23
  1. I'm willing to bet Google cares about their security.
  2. Even if they are leaked, they are hashed and would probably still have to be brute forced, which you can do even if they aren't leaked.
  3. If for some reason they were leaked, whoever leaked them would definitely sell them, which means not anyone can just look up someones passwords.
  4. Yeah, believe it or not, Google stores their users passwords.
  5. Even if, after all that, people could still see each others passwords, I doubt anything bad would happen. Lastpass just had a breach a few months ago and it was news for a few days, but at the end of the day, no one gives a shit.

Any questions?

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u/Frankwater0522 Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

People are aware of all these facts but chose to ignore them or make it sound worse than it is

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u/OneHornyRhino Nice meme you got there Mar 29 '23

Passwords are encrypted...

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u/nalla_baalu Mar 29 '23

I don't want to nitpick, but passwords are hashed, not encrypted

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

What's the difference?

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u/ALittleAfraid2Ask Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23 Glow Up

Encryption is a reversible codification, hashes are not.

Edit: Plural correction.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Have an award kind stranger

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Ah ty

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u/OverlyMintyMints Mar 29 '23

Yeah no shit Sherlock the bank has all your fucking money too dipshit

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u/OneHornyRhino Nice meme you got there Mar 29 '23

Man, now I feel bad that I'm too poor to give a gold award XD

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u/Nathanfreek Mar 29 '23

Would it tho?

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u/Unhappy_Archer9483 Mar 29 '23

If someone want to read the 10000 unread emails on that thing thing go ahead

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u/moparmesean Mar 29 '23

Seems like OP just learned that companies keep your data and the little 12 year old brain on OP is freaking out

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u/Tramnack Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

They don't know that multiple countries have access to nukes and that any one of them deciding to launch one would be the end of the world as we know it.

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u/Chroma4201 Mar 29 '23

Yeah, that's one of the reasons cybersecurity is so important nowadays.

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u/cococamz Mar 29 '23

Wait so you mean to tell me that google somehow knows my gmail account? How in the world did they get that kind of information? Truly mind boggling

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u/nonosquare-exe can't meme Mar 29 '23

the government has everyone addresses and can leak at anytime. Time to overthrow

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u/MrArcherH Mar 29 '23

The people that don't know this aren't effected by it.

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u/RandomValue134 Professional Dumbass Mar 29 '23

good to know... but I don't use gmail

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u/Sweet-Thighs Mar 29 '23

tiktok has access to literally everything

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u/The_Moxx Professional Dumbass Apr 10 '23

sorry for the bad meme.

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u/The_Moxx Professional Dumbass 3d ago

yo sorry for being a dumbass. i was high af when i made this.

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u/GringoSwingo Mar 29 '23

This, also Meta terms of service is a shit. Downloading an app on a phone instantly gives Meta access to your phones storage. Tik Tok same.

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u/Wegie89 Smol pp Mar 29 '23

Stupid people: “I’ve got nothing to hide, so no problem for me”

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

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u/Tinted-Glass-2031 Mar 29 '23

Actually, the OP is about accounts and not passwords, so it's significantly less impactful than what I posted. I share my account name with garbage sites for free for a chance at raffles I never win...

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u/LazyZetsu Mar 29 '23

Wait until you hear about Microsoft cloud and how many people and companies have their email accounts and servers there.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

And then no one would ever invest in them again, as investor confidence would drop to 0, and then they would close down

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u/oddshrimp771 Mar 29 '23

a bad time to have an ocd spike rn

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u/Superb-Confidence-44 Pro Gamer Mar 29 '23

I don't know man. I just don't see how leaking some e-mails leads to catastrophic events. Most on there are bol.com order confirmation emails lol

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u/Ruby036 Mar 29 '23

Email service is different from entertainment platform. You trust Gmail with information in your email and you acknowledge it. If you don't trust Google, you can use another service or postal mail. It is different from your data being collected, analyzed and sent back to CCP while you are watching videos.

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u/Sir_Honytawk Tech Tips Mar 30 '23

If you don't trust Google, switching to an other service doesn't help.

Google has about 9 million IP addresses last I checked, and they make sure they get incorporated into everything just so they can scrape your data.

The only way you can go Google-less this day and age, is by living on a desert island.
And even then you probably still get captured on Google Earth.

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u/Loud_farting_panda Mar 29 '23

It's so good to be a nobody. I tell myself this all the time - why the fuck would gov. care about me when even my friends don't. Why would my government spie on me? There's not a single thing they would gain from it except maybe depressions.

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u/DerG3n13 Mar 29 '23

Me sending myself cookie clicker save codes so I can play on two devices:

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u/Warhero_Babylon Mar 29 '23

It happened already multiple times, op read news

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u/Chungalus Chungus Among Us Mar 29 '23

Acting like some dude in india doesnt have it already

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u/jozef_staIin 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Mar 29 '23

Just drop internet if it comes to that

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u/okaymandude Mar 29 '23

OP doesn't realize that every single business could just refuse to sell anything and that we would all starve to death if they did this! Humanity is doomed!!!!

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u/SiaraTheHellbat OC Meme Maker Mar 29 '23

Ok but why would they do that for?

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u/NapalmDesu Mar 29 '23

You usually are supposed to make fun of the wojak in this meme format. Thats actually op tho

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u/SiggeTheDog Mar 29 '23

Most apps do. Some even have pics of your dick saved.

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u/SiggeTheDog Mar 29 '23

What do you even have on your gmail that could ruin your life? I have nothing even remotely weird on any gmail I have.

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u/AvnarJakob Mar 29 '23

Not just emails...

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u/Vennris Mar 29 '23

Everyone knows that, edgelord.
Besides, it wouldn't really be catastrophic at all.

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u/__Lizbert Mar 29 '23

Doesn't thevsame go for any other mail provider/big tech like Apple and Microsoft?

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u/19DucksInAWolfSuit Mar 29 '23

You know Visa has millions of peoples' credit card numbers and if they released them it would be pretty bad too

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u/MauSanJ Mar 29 '23

If this almost impossible event scares you then you're gonna be happy with your chances at the lottery.

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u/Tankdrood Mar 29 '23

Google has access to Gmail accounts? GASP

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u/Yionko Mar 29 '23

Like, i mean, i'm as normal as almost everyone so whut are the chances someone needs my mail

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Oh no! They could leak the addresses! The damage would be akin to what the yellow pages did to phones!

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u/Working-Telephone-45 Mar 29 '23

Damn I better not send more email, when I do people can see my email and that is catastrophic

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bend749 Mar 29 '23

oh no , they will leak my email that i exclusively use for questionable porn sites ..

couldn't give any less fuck .

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u/IM-WANT-MEMES Mar 29 '23

Unless you have nothing to hide

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u/KundaMarten Mar 29 '23

Omg, they can leak my WoW registrations, my online shopping orders and all of my "forgot password" emails. Nooooo!!!

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u/13thGuardian Mar 29 '23

Leaking my mailed ads from amazon, ubisoft, EA and etc will be catastrophic

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u/DarkHumorKnight Mar 29 '23

"Can you believe that the company that provides the biggest email service" (don’t quote me on that I didn’t check it) "knows the email address of the people they provide this service for?"

  • This guy, apparently

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u/2hauntedheroes Mar 29 '23

Tf they gonna do with my email address

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u/CosmoCosmos Mar 29 '23

And Paypal has access to millions of people's bank account information...There is a ton of critical information on servers all around the world, where it would be catastrophic if it got leaked/hacked, but that's, for the most part, not really under anyones control so why rack your brain about it

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u/Prestigious_Lock1659 Mar 29 '23

There are so many things online that would be catastrophic if they were leaked, email addresses isn’t one of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Microsoft is the one to worry about, you get someone’s account in 365 you get not only their emails but the whole tenant and everything shared or visible to that user

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u/averagemilkenjoyer_ Dark Mode Elitist Mar 29 '23

if you shit on everyone noone will notice other people's garbage since they would be to focused on their shit

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u/bumboisamumbo Mar 29 '23

i don’t think there’s a single person that doesn’t know this lmao

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u/AIDANSNIPER Mar 29 '23

Yep. And that's why I stopped giving a fuck.

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u/master-of-disgusting Meme Stealer Mar 29 '23

Every company with chunks of valuable data could leak them and cause damage… but why? Microsoft can also leak millions of cloud files. Same with apple. Most big tech companies can

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u/ASwftKck2theNtz Mar 29 '23

I really wish they would.

Nothing to hide here.

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u/Arodg25 Mar 29 '23

What's the damage it would cause?

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u/mrNOTfriendly Mar 29 '23

Im shuttering thinking about all that catastrophic damage that could be done if someone got ahold of my email address.

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u/mm2_gamer Tech Tips Mar 29 '23

OP doesn’t know most people aren’t serial killers and Google will get shut down the second this happens

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u/Aahhayess Mar 29 '23

They’ve got a lot more than that lol

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u/PBsFatBubbleGumPussy Mar 29 '23

"Oh no people now know that I, a nobody who uses a fake name for Google, watch incredibly benign nsfw shit online. My life is ruined."

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u/Isthmus11 Mar 29 '23

Wait until OP finds out about literally any hospital or doctors office and finds out how much actually damaging info they have lol

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u/coltRG Mar 29 '23

Go for it. The rest of the world can filter through my 80,000 spam emails for me

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u/Moistea3 Mar 30 '23

Oh no my email that I haven’t used in over a year was hacked

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u/NathanJack0Lantern Mar 30 '23

This is why I use duck duck go

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u/Sir_Honytawk Tech Tips Mar 30 '23

Not just Google, anyone who gets access to their servers.
Malicious or not.

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u/onward154 Mar 30 '23

Do it most of mine is just spam