r/oddlysatisfying 11d ago

This cool beetle tattoo

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u/SniffCheck 11d ago

That reminds me of the one joke I know. A dung beetle walks into a bar, doesn’t say anything, just takes a stool and leaves

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u/HilariousMax 11d ago

Add a second to your repertoire.

I tried to teach my dog how to dance last weekend but the poor thing's got two left feet.

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u/mahSachel 11d ago

You hear the one of the 3 legged dog walks into a bar? “I’m looking for the fella that shot my paw”

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u/sadermine 11d ago

My neighbor's dog is always getting chased by ducks. Turns out he is pure bread

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u/Chewy71 11d ago

Yeah, I don't get it lol.

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u/DoeJoeFro 11d ago

A dog has 4 legs, so also 4 feet. 2 right, 2 left.

“Two left feet” is a common idiom that means “bad dancer.”

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u/Chewy71 11d ago

Lol. Thanks for the response!

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u/FlintyCrayon 11d ago

“Two left feet” is a common idiom

Apparently not common enough :p

Jk, I live under a rock <3

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u/dwmfives 11d ago

Yea that one is super common. It refers to bad dancers, and sometimes clumsy people.

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u/AmorphusMist 11d ago

Having two left feet is a common way of insinuating that a person has no coordination - similar to the saying "I'm all thumbs".

In this case, dogs have two left feet and two right feet, so it's an example of surreal humor. It's funny because the logic is misapplied or absurd.

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u/Cedex 11d ago

Yet no one says a thing about two right feet.

Lefties got it bad.

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u/jwm3 11d ago

It's a sinister conspiracy.

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u/tgrantt 10d ago

That's a rather gauche joke, but you handled it adroitly.

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u/Brock_Way 11d ago

Having two left feet is a common way of insinuating that a person has no coordination - similar to the saying "I'm all thumbs".

Little known fact: ambidextrous does not mean that you can use either hand...it means that you have two right hands.

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u/Parkachu0 11d ago

Dogs have four legs. 2 on the right, 2 on the left!

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u/Chewy71 11d ago

Lol! Thanks!

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u/teknomanzer 11d ago

The joke gave me paws.

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u/HankSagittarius 11d ago

“If you took a shit, please put it back”

-my all time favorite humorous bathroom sign.

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u/indy_been_here 11d ago edited 11d ago

takes a stool and rolls out

Does that make it better or worse?

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u/WTF_SilverChair 11d ago

Perfection

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u/Helmote 11d ago

I don't get it

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u/lildevil2239 11d ago

Dung beetles are known for rolling piles of shit. Stool is another name for poop

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u/Helmote 11d ago

Oh I would have never guessed that without someone telling me lol thanks

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u/cragbabe 11d ago

most Beatles actually have their real wings use for flying underneath the split carapace part that people think is their wings. The flying wings are far more delicate and flold up for safety under the harder outer carapace "wing"

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u/Kristyyyyyyy 11d ago

Beetles. Although I’m not sure about John and Ringo’s carapaces.

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u/cragbabe 11d ago

Totally laughed at your comment, you're right I misspelled that. I'm leaving it cause your reply is so funny

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u/HunterCyprus84 11d ago

The fully hardened outer bits are called elytra and are still wings, even though they are just protective.

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u/cragbabe 11d ago

Cool! I love new random facts!!

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u/HunterCyprus84 11d ago

I'm glad that I could provide a new random fact!

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u/putaaaan 11d ago

Did not expect to learn about beetles today, but I’m happy with it, thanks!

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u/F1T13 11d ago

Hopefully I don't forget this one.

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u/theholybork 11d ago

How do you know you’re at a gay bar?

When someone asks if they can push your stool in for you.

Edit: grammar

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u/AwsmDevil 11d ago

This is why bottoms usually have high fiber diets and/or clean out directly. No one wants an accident in bed.

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u/GrumpyOlBastard Odd Lee, Satisfied 11d ago

Shit, that tattoo hurts just looking at it

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u/cragbabe 11d ago

Seriously the back of the knee......Ouch

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u/MerlinTheFail 11d ago

Back of knee is a circle of hell never described

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u/Magnum40oz 11d ago edited 11d ago

I didn't think it was that bad and I've had both done, but the knee...the knee is the worst. Especially the tip of the knee cap!

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u/MakingGlassHalfFull 11d ago

For me the tendony part of the wrist is the worst. Only part to ever make me light headed

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u/thecosmicecologist 11d ago

I got the whole inside of my forearm done and I agree, it was worse towards the wrist but also towards the inside of the elbow. I can definitely imagine behind the knee hurting. It’s like 2 different types of pain: squishy sensitive vs thin skin over bone

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u/NoTurkeyTWYJYFM 10d ago

Goes to show how tolerances can be so different. I basically snoozed through my entire forearm being done, the only single bit that stung a bit was right in the crook of the elbow but the wrist was a walk in the park! Meanwhile I almost blacked out and had to leave my sessions getting my calves done. The artist then said she had numbing spray when I told her I was about to tap out

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u/X3N0M4NT1S 11d ago

Armpit and back of my wrist were by far the worst spots for me. And I have my hands and fingers covered

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u/ChonkyDog 11d ago

Yup armpit by far.

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u/pelicannpie 11d ago

It’s interesting how we all perceive the same pain differently, for me my wrists and neck didn’t hurt at all but my back killed (supposedly should be the opposite)

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u/Vivaciousqt 11d ago

Same! My uncle the day I got my wrist done was like "omg it hurt so much hey? I was in tears!"

I was like I legit didn't feel anything after the first sting of her starting. But my back? Once she got to the fatty tissue of my left shoulderblade near my armpit I wanted to scream lmao

We seem to be the opposite of the common pain spectrum 😂

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u/iztrollkanger 11d ago

I have one on my foot. Along the side from under the ankle bone to just before the toes.

The pinky "knuckle" was hella painful. I have a pretty high threshold for pain, but it hurt so bad I could barely keep my foot still! Basically just tattooing bone >.<

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u/Onions89 11d ago

It's funny how different it is for every person. Knee ditch and knee cap honestly weren't too bad for me. Heel and top of my foot were unbelievable. I had to do breathing exercises to make it through 😂

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u/creative_user_name69 11d ago

I was not expecting that end result

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u/catfurcoat 11d ago

I want to see the front of the leg when it's opened. This isn't satisfying at all

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u/lunarul 11d ago

But then you'd notice it's an eight-legged beetle

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg 11d ago

Welp, you ruined it for me.

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u/andwhatarmy 10d ago

What ruined it for me was enormous beetle buttcrack.

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u/thundercatthecat 11d ago

The head looks like a Moellenkampi beetle, they have 3 horns. So 2 of those "legs" are part of it's head.

Edit: nvrmnd I see 2 extra legs behind the wings after opened up

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u/Route_765 11d ago

Illusion ruined

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u/janzeera 11d ago

Me neither. I didn’t look at the title too closely so my memory locked on “The Beatles”, so I instantly thought, “now how is that going to turn into Ringo”..

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u/piznit007 11d ago

I’ll admit, I was thinking for the first part “gonna look terrible when she actually straightens her leg”. Then she did and it was pretty cool

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u/ECatPlay 11d ago

I was hoping it would do something cool when she straightened her leg, but this exceeds any expectations I had!

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u/BashfullyBi 11d ago

I still wanna see 360 of leg in normal position.

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u/Repipitition 11d ago

This. I'm having a hard time imagining the legs looking correct.

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u/AvenueNick 11d ago

It will have 8 legs

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u/dryfire 11d ago

4 legs = Cool!
6 legs = Neat.
8 legs = Nah...
15+ legs = NOPE!

She's starting to get into dangerous territory on my leg-o-meter.

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u/Davikins 11d ago

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u/souphaver 11d ago

Maybe more

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u/GerardWayAndDMT 11d ago

Glad I logged on today.

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u/Flxpadelphia 11d ago

you sound like 2 horses

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u/takeme2infinity 11d ago

Oh man that was great 😄

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u/therealhlmencken 11d ago

Oh my, simply wonderful

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u/TheShowerDrainSniper 9d ago

This is so fucking cursed. Thank you.

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u/sausager 11d ago

Yeah I have a feeling they didn't show that on purpose.

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u/BashfullyBi 11d ago

The knee in particular I'm curious about.

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u/smellygoalkeeper 11d ago

Leave it to pessimistic redditors for always finding a flaw instead of enjoying a post for what it is

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u/Ocean_Soapian 11d ago

Lol, same, my jaw dropped when her leg straightened.

I was like: "that won't look good. ....oh."

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u/rubensinclair 11d ago

Tattoo girl: Wanna see what my beetle tattoo does?

Me: Sure.

[Spreads wings]

Me: Cool, what do your other tattoos do?

Tattoo girl: uh, nothing.

Me: Oh.

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u/sakri 11d ago

Reminds me of the old joke where a girl got Brigitte Bardots initials tattooed on her ass for her Bardot fanboy boyfriends birthday, he looks and asks: who's bob?

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u/meester_pink 11d ago

I was so confused by this joke until I looked up her middle name, realized it didn’t start with an O and that her little pucker caused the bfs confusion. Also, she apparently did go by BB, so there is maybe some historical context that was missing for me too. I still don’t understand why the premise of a girl tattooing an actresses initials on her ass makes any sense, but at least I get the punchline now..

tldr; The tattoo read “B*B”

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u/TuckermanJones 11d ago

When her leg is closed, it looks like the beetle has the juiciest ass

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u/OSUJillyBean 11d ago

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u/kevin_the_dolphoodle 11d ago

It’s actually a very common phrase

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u/Honda_TypeR 11d ago

I’m 100% certain people are not thirsting over juicy assed beetles

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u/TeddyAlderson 11d ago

you’d be wrong 😈

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u/Holanambob 11d ago

the beetussy😍😍

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u/ifelldownlol 11d ago

Get the fuck out lmao

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u/Agret 11d ago

Girl can give you a beetlejob.

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u/clarbri 11d ago

...

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...bonk?

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u/Silly_Silicon 11d ago

Got that beetlejuice

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u/tjmczk 11d ago

Beetlejuice

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u/Forkface_Jr 11d ago

Beetlejuice

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u/Silly_Silicon 11d ago

I can’t believe you’ve done this.

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u/elfrawst 11d ago

That’s pretty dope. Some people are extremely talented at tattooing.

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u/Juno_is_juno 11d ago

Who’s the artist? This is awesome

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u/spraggara 11d ago

It's one of those Mad magazine fold-ins

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u/washago_on705 11d ago

Simpsons did it

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u/herkufels1 11d ago

the al'ighty ollar

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u/newsflashjackass 11d ago

Al Jaffee is having a DiCaprio recognizing someone on TV moment.

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u/jqza_98 11d ago

Beetle now got too many legs

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u/Slayz 11d ago

You won’t even notice cause now there’s a face there. That’s the first thing you’ll see.

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u/darcys_beard 11d ago

By her expression, she's taking her existence as a bugs ass pretty well.

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u/alterise 11d ago

Scrolled down for this. Arachnid beetle.

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u/SenorMarana 11d ago

THANK YOU I thought i was alone bugged by this

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u/Dat_Ass_Cancer 11d ago

I'm not bugged by it, but I am arachnided

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u/tigrenus 11d ago

Don't let it scarab you away from tattoos in general

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u/Proper-Chef6918 11d ago

Not a tattoo I'd get but hell this is really really good work

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u/NaRa0 11d ago

Holy fuck…. Respect, the back of your knee is one of the most painful places on your body to be tattooed. The only thing that’s come close was my armpit

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u/Icy_Figure_8776 11d ago

This is the coolest tattoo I’ve ever seen

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u/Whaty0urname 11d ago

I love tattoos, on other people.

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u/MissingLink101 11d ago

I like some tattoos, on other people.

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u/Jimmy-Herf 11d ago edited 11d ago

Why I’ll likely never get one. Like most things in life, pleasure dulls the more often you see it or experience it. Everyone has their favorite outfit but you wouldn’t wear that everyday. The specialness wears off and you’d likely quickly become tired of it. I think that’s what impels many to get sleeves done and to continue to get several tattoos - a new kick, a new look. Yet due to its indelible nature, the new tattoo will eventually lose its luster.

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u/darcys_beard 11d ago

If I had gotten tattooed in my younger days, I'd have a superman insignia on one shoulder, a Ferrari logo on the other, and a maori design on my chest.

Sometimes I'm happy I spent all my money on booze and drugs.

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u/smashingcones 11d ago

When I was 18 I wanted tribal and Spiderman suit skin tears along arm.

Glad I waited another 10+ years before getting some actual artwork lol

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u/Real_Clever_Username 11d ago

I wanted to get the Yankees logo filled in with the American flag. Post 9/11 patriotism at its best. So glad I didn't.

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u/wonderwharfwonderdog 11d ago

Idk I’ve had mine for five years now and I still love seeing it on me.

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u/blasphembot 11d ago

Same same, still love all mine decade later

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u/munchlaxsleeps 11d ago

Same! I love good tattoo artists and people who can have a work of art on their body. I just can’t do it.

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u/kai-ol 11d ago

It's a work of art. Like a 3D flesh popup book. Incredible.

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u/Capital_Ad9769 11d ago

Awesome! This is the first time I saw such a tattoo. The best tattoo I have ever seen.

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u/BananaApePrivateClub 11d ago

That is one of the most badass tattoos I’ve seen in a long time! Thank you for sharing

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u/ididitforsatan 11d ago

Blech! That's awesome!

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u/onmyknees4anyone 11d ago

Finally, someone who speaks my heart

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u/Comrade-Cohaay 11d ago

Pretty cool Donnie Darko tattoo on her arm.

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u/DojaTwat 11d ago

no artist ???

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u/aphaelion 11d ago

Nah pretty sure they used an artist

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u/hunic07 11d ago

It went from that's kinda cool to that's soo cool

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u/tigrenus 11d ago

Are those the Donnie Darko numbers higher on her leg?

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u/Hatescroller 11d ago

Yes on her forearm

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u/LoadedGull 11d ago

Yeah, now I’ve got to admit… that is fucking cool.

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u/nuttz99 11d ago

I'm gonna do it on my buttcrack

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u/Cozy_Nook 11d ago

Paul McCartknee

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u/Shacrow 11d ago

I never said wow out loud on this sub until now. And I have seen a lot of amazing work. This is really cool

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u/No-Anywhere-1206 11d ago

Yea but why does it have a face when opened?

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 11d ago

So you can see its judgement

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u/juwyro 11d ago

It's a pretty common thing in tattoo designs

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u/Azzy8007 11d ago

I wanna know why it gets an extra pair of legs when the wings open.

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u/mahouyousei 11d ago

That’s the point. It’s both a flying beetle and a woman wearing a crown that looks like a beetle.

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u/Zapafaz 11d ago

because putting faces in places there shouldn't be faces is cool

not without precedent in nature, either, with mimic eyespots and whatnot

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u/ArateshaNungastori 11d ago

Most r/ATBGE content I have seen this year so far.

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u/KC_Canuck 11d ago

Agreed. It’s a giant beetle that takes up her full leg lol

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u/NoThorNoWay 11d ago

Not sure why you're being downvoted. It's absolutely an amazing tattoo, but are people really going to act like beetles are aesthetically pleasing enough to cover 1/4 of your leg in one?

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u/poop_pants_pee 11d ago

Beetles are aesthetically pleasing if you don't think bugs are gross.

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u/DinahTook 11d ago edited 11d ago

Beetles can absolutely be beautiful. They play such an important role in our ecosystems around the world. With so many varieties there are a wide range of marking, colors, shapes.... if someone were to keep an open mind beyond "eeeww bugs are gross" it's hard to imagine you couldn't find a beetle you found beautiful. Add in that there are folks who genuinely collect and/ or keep beetles precisely because they find them interesting and beautiful in their own ways.

Taste is absolutely subjective, but just because you can't see the beauty in something doesn't mean it isn't there for others to appreciate.

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u/QuartzPigeon 11d ago

It's a matter of taste, this person you replied to thinks it's awful taste but I would genuinely get something like that if I had the money, I think a giant beetle tattoo is gorgeous. My last tattoo was a pretty good sized beetle on my forearm. I absolutely think this is great taste personally.

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u/plant_man_100 11d ago

You mean you don't want half of your leg to be taken up by a massive beetle with more legs than a beetle is supposed to have?

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u/QuartzPigeon 11d ago

I'm actually not sure why people are so caught up on the number of legs, there's a woman's face on the beetle's abdomen for gods sake. It's not supposed to be perfect realism, it's art.

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u/ViciousPowa 11d ago

Cool indeed.

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u/BywydBeic 11d ago

I absolutely love the creativity of this, but the goose with a Mohawk is something else.

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u/Talullah_Belle 11d ago

An “interactive” tattoo. Cool!

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u/Erthgoddss 11d ago

While I will never have a tatt, I have appreciation for the art. This is fantastic!!

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u/M0ck_duck 11d ago

That’s sick. Great placement.

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u/fieryhotwarts22 11d ago

That bug has one hell of an ass crack

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u/Joe_Bruce 10d ago

Ok that’s one of the coolest tattoos I’ve ever seen. Opening into the face of that woman was way beyond what I would have imagined it would be when she was standing at rest

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u/migthylord 11d ago

GAH! IT FLIES!

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u/NNNovaKing 11d ago

That’s so satisfying, the artist did a great job lining everything up

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 11d ago

I'm not personally into tattoos but this one is art.

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u/Bridot 11d ago

What happens when they start working out and their muscles get too big and the wings don’t meet up again?

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u/A1A5KA 11d ago

Easy. Never work out

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u/Bridot 11d ago

Ok then, what if they just gain weight. What if they enter a chocolate factory and eat something they’re not supposed to and ballon up like a berry? Huh? What then?

Edit* Sarcasm /s

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u/TheAbsoluteBarnacle 11d ago

They'll have a rad tattoo on their fat leg, and this video to remind them of when it looked perfect

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u/stockholm__syndrome 11d ago

Then the tattoo doesn’t look perfect, I guess. Bodies change, get fat or saggy or wrinkly or scarred. I doubt she’ll go around maximally flexing her knee much anyway.

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u/MoocowR 11d ago

What happens when they start working out and their muscles get too big and the wings don’t meet up again?

Then it gets off center? What is the point of this question? Bodies change with age regardless of tattoo placement.

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u/Psyop1312 11d ago

Nothing. The tattoo will still look the same. If they go on HGH and gain 100 pounds then yes it will stretch and distort, but some normal muscle growth won't do anything.

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u/everydayishalloween 11d ago

People always have to say this to people with tattoos: What about when you get old, fat, etc and it doesn't look as good... are you gonna regret it?

The answer is always they don't care, so maybe the rest of us shouldn't either.

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u/CrazyHorseSizedFrog 11d ago

I actually thought the same thing but all that would do is prevent her from showing the gimmick part of the tattoo, it still looks pretty cool when her leg is straight anyway.

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u/bruggeandburned 11d ago

That’s amazing wow awesome work

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u/Ok_Smile5208 11d ago

Very nice

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u/exclamationpointttt 11d ago

Yo!!!!! That’s crazy!!!!!

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u/orsesars 11d ago

Fuck yeah heaps of people will be stoked

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u/axlgram 11d ago

Koh the face stealer vibes

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u/Shadow0fnothing 11d ago

That must be a tattoo shop because she has another fresh tattoo on the other leg with saran wrap on it. She litterally just finished getting one.

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u/humancartograph 11d ago

Is that a beetle or is it the death's head moth from Silence of the Lambs?

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u/whapitah2021 11d ago

Aw fuck…….

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

That’s awesome!

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u/Redskins_Fan1999 11d ago

Those are cool tattoos.

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u/Cam2071 11d ago

My first reaction was how much it must have hurt to get the back of the knee done.

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u/Tikkachuu 11d ago

That is gorgeous! Great artwork and idea.

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u/SkoomaJetHentai 11d ago

This is the coolest tattoo I have ever seen in my life

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u/Truffleshuffleman13 11d ago

Im going to do this with my ass cheeks

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u/struckbybranch 11d ago

Holy hell that must have hurt so bad behind the knee!!! Bravo 👏

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u/SmileyRhea 11d ago

That is gnarly.

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u/Blue4USA 11d ago

Well that is some ugly shit.

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u/c2srq 11d ago

Super cool!

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u/GeTShR3kT25 11d ago

That hurt like hell

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u/Demuborgir 11d ago

I personally wouldn’t want a giant beetle taking up half my body, but if she loves it then good for her. Tattoos are very subjective, and as many people love it, there is just as many that hate it. Best to get what you like and not worry about the judgement of others.

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u/FoeWithBenefits 11d ago

I absolutely hate it personally, but I can appreciate the craftsmanship

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u/Lasidar 11d ago

Not the beetlussy

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u/dangerouspeyote 11d ago

Me - "ok, but what's it look like with her leg extended?"

"Oh. Fucking dope"

Yeah. This is cool as shit

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