r/ProgrammerHumor 4h ago

Meme Most humble CS student

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r/AskReddit 9h ago

What Cartoon is a 10/10 in your opinion?

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r/mildlyinfuriating 14h ago Facepalm

what do we think is gonna happen here? will people who share accounts get their own? or will this cause backlash? money loss or money gain for netflix? what do we think?

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r/news 11h ago hehehehe Heartwarming Narwhal Salute Brighten My Day Wholesome (Pro) Are You Winning? All-Seeing Upvote

Lawsuit can proceed against Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse

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r/Unexpected 3h ago

the irony

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r/worldnews 6h ago Bravo Grande!

Russia/Ukraine Hacker Group Releases 128GB Of Data Showing Russia's 'Wide-Ranging' Illegal Surveillance Of Citizens

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r/MadeMeSmile 4h ago All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

Good Vibes going on my first ever date today! (17f) i am both extremely terrified and excited at the same time

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r/PublicFreakout 18h ago Gold Heartwarming Bravo Grande!

🥊Fight 12 Year Old Tiktok prankster throws a dead snake on a woman's car and gets Eliminated by her Husband

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r/comedyheaven 6h ago

legal advice

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r/nextfuckinglevel 19h ago Heartwarming Gold Platinum Take My Energy Faith In Humanity Restored

The man climbed out of his eighth floor apartment window to catch the helpless three-year-old girl.

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r/AskMen 19h ago

What's something you're a total "Boomer" about, even if you're "with the times" for most everything else?

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r/facepalm 6h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Ever wonder what creates traffic? This guy....

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r/Tinder 18h ago

Am I bad for making a joke…

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r/aww 9h ago Gold All-Seeing Upvote LOVE! Dread It's Cute!

I thought I bought an ottoman. Apparently, I bought a pet bed. (OC)

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 12h ago

15 years in jail 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

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r/wallstreetbets 18h ago Table Slap

Meme Financial crisis part 2.0

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r/WhitePeopleTwitter 9h ago Gold

Ban all junk fees!

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r/pics 16h ago

One of my many blessings.

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r/wholesomememes 6h ago

The friendship of these 2 companies

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r/technicallythetruth 6h ago Wearing is Caring

AI evidently has a pure mind NSFW

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r/canada 18h ago

More than seven in ten Canadians (72%) believe that the tax burden of individuals is too high; meanwhile eight in ten (80%) think that the rich should be taxed more.

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r/tifu 18h ago

S Tifu: agreeing with my wife about her getting bigger boobs NSFW

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So pretty simple tifu, but need to hang my head in shame for being an unthinking husband.

sorry for any shirking or grammar issues on mobile.

My wife and I were chatting about a friend of hers who apparently is getting a "mommy makeover" basically it's a cosmetic surgery package for after you have a kid where they do lipo, tummy tuck, breast augmentation, etc. As my wife put it cleanup all the damage pregnancy does to your body. Her friend is apparently also getting larger implants done as part of this procedure to quote " go up a few sizes".

My wife knows I am a boob guy (I am), I really enjoy hers (I do) and also her breast get really big during pregnancy (they do, we're talking from B cups to solid DD). So she then goes "maybe I should get a boob job?" To which I reply "well you can never have too much of a good thing". And I immediately regretted saying anything other "no need you're hot and sexy as is".

This of course sent her down the "oh really? well what else would you change about me?" Rabbit hole. And me attempting to remove my foot from my mouth while digging myself out of this hole.

Full disclosure before anyone asks no I don't think my wife needs cosmetic surgery. I was thinking in the " what's better than 1 scoop of your favorite ice cream? 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream" mindset.

Edit: answering a couple questions. No my wife is not thinking about getting a boob job, she does not have body issues and really asked that question just c to make me realize what I said so she could laugh as I attempted to v extricate my foot from my mouth.

Tldr: wife and I were discussing cosmetic surgery and rather than saying she looked great i agreed when she contemplated getting larger breasts.


r/Futurology 21h ago

AI ChatGPT is just the beginning: Artificial intelligence is ready to transform the world

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r/blackmagicfuckery 17h ago

Bullets bouncing on water

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r/PrequelMemes 3h ago

X-post To the Jedi archives!

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