r/shittymoviedetails • u/SpeedyRex • Mar 28 '23
Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) will be the third horror movie this year where the main antagonist is a bear default
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u/Depressednacho69 Mar 28 '23
Wait cocaine bear fnaf and what else? Paddington 3??
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u/Master_Lukiex Mar 28 '23
The Winnie the Pooh horror
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u/StoopidestManOnEarth Mar 28 '23
Oh right, because the literary rights went to public domain a year or so ago. But not Disney's rights. So you can make a movie about winnie the pooh, you just can't use the same imagery or storylines of the Disney media. Right?
Because, I have a great movie idea about an anthropomorphic bear who enters an anal sex competition. I call it Winning the Poo.
I have a very special scene for a donkey written into it.
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u/Snazzle-Frazzle Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
The funny part is that not all of the Winnie the Pooh characters are public domain. A few years from now when Tigger and Eeyore enter public domain is when we will probably see a sequel of that God awful film.
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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 Mar 29 '23
At least Eeyeore, the Owl and the rabbit were mentioned right? Tigger was just forgotten.
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u/BathtubKenobo Mar 29 '23
Tigger hasn’t entered the public domain and won’t until next year so only Disney can use him until 2024
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u/Cyynric Mar 28 '23
It was so fucking bad. Not even in a fun, schlocky horror movie way either, it was just boring. We were falling asleep.
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u/DianSnivy Mar 29 '23
Because it was never intended to be an actual movie, it was just a joke premise that they made with the minimum possible budget for a Feature Film, with hoping that the shock value would draw enough people to see it (It did).
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u/Crashbrennan Mar 29 '23
I still think it was a Disney false-flag to try to get people on their side about copyright extensions.
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u/AaronianKenrod Mar 29 '23
The production company that made the film is part of a bunch of companies that make super low budget horror films based on generic concepts
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u/magseven Mar 28 '23
Batista in "Knock at the Cabin"?
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u/Depressednacho69 Mar 28 '23
God will punish the whole world before he sees a gay couple happy. Also this is humanities fault for some reason - m night.shyamalan
Hate that movie
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Mar 29 '23
It's based on a book, no? Wouldn't wholly blame m night for the story
Still I hadn't considered your viewpoint. Didn't love the movie when I watched it, but that was mostly due to the usual m night gimmicks
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u/Depressednacho69 Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23
The books ending they decide not to kill anyone because they refuse to support a God who'd punish a gay couple. M night changed the ending to make it more like God was right for this..
Also the movie got really boring once u find out they weren't lying as there was no more mystery to it. I think the movie would of done it self a favor if it never confirmed what they were saying was true or atleaat not till the end
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u/TitleBulky4087 Mar 29 '23
The book never confirmed if it was really happening or not
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u/Depressednacho69 Mar 29 '23
Ah I didn't know that but now I'm even more confused as to why he changed it
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u/TitleBulky4087 Mar 30 '23
I haven’t seen the movie yet. Planning on watching soon. I enjoyed the book and the was it/wasn’t it ending made perfect sense to me when I saw M Night (idk how to spell his last name) was directing it strictly because of that. I’ll have to give it a try and see how it differs.
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u/FlamingFury0424 Mar 29 '23
Cocaine bear is horror?
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u/Sro201 Mar 29 '23
Admittedly it was pretty funny but a few scenes are supposed to be suspenseful, i.e. no audio and sudden bear appearance + loud noise for scare. I really just thought the movie was hilarious in some parts so I kinda forgot about it
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u/Bitter_Position791 Mar 28 '23
if it doesn't get delayed for the 10th time
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u/DaveGrohl23 Mar 28 '23
It's doubtful, it's very much on track.
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u/wafflepantsblue Mar 28 '23
It's not coming out this year though surely? I thought it had barely entered pre production due to scripting delays.
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u/Tattierverbose Mar 28 '23
Filming began at the start of February, so I'd say production's well under way
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u/Phillyboishowdown Mar 29 '23
They finished filming Creed 2 only a few months before it came out, so here’s hoping!
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u/wafflepantsblue Mar 29 '23
I'm thinking this will probably need more special effects and it could be in post production for a while due to perfectionism from the game creator in the editing stage.
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u/DaveGrohl23 Mar 28 '23
If they keep going the way they are, it very well could be out by December or maybe a bit earlier. It's all guess work though.
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u/wafflepantsblue Mar 28 '23
Damn. I'm not expecting anything amazing from this film considering what happened with slenderman, and the somewhat confusing storyline of the games - but we'll see what happens.
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u/DaveGrohl23 Mar 28 '23
I honestly don't care if it sucks ass. I just wanna be along for the ride. It's funny to me, the idea of unironically saying "Hey, wanna go see the FNAF Movie?".
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u/wafflepantsblue Mar 28 '23
yeah true. its so ironic at this point but I'm sure it can't be that bad. I kinda hope they make it cheesy and funny.
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u/cabbage16 Mar 29 '23
I enjoy the FNAF games for what they are and enjoy everyone trying to make sense of it's nonsense but I haven't had much hope for a movie being very good. When I learned Matthew Lillard was starring in though and that the Henson company is involved, that gave me more hope for the cheesy funny reason you said.
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u/pionmycake Mar 28 '23
Honestly, I had pretty low hopes. But Matthew Lillard is playing the villain and the Henson Creature Shop are building actual animatatronics/puppets instead of just using cgi for everything. It might actually be a good movie
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u/Dawanna Mar 29 '23
You just sold me the movie. Could've just said Mathew Lillard is villain and i would be down.
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u/pionmycake Mar 29 '23
I'm really hoping it's just a 2 hour long version of the end of Scream except Billy Loomis is replaced by a puppet of a bear
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u/patrickwithtraffic Mar 28 '23
I mean films based on trends never strike while the iron's hot and this film has been in development hell for a long time. I genuinely think it'll suffer the same problems as the 50 Shades films, where the creator consistently gets in the way of the adaptation out of a sense of "rightful canon" that refuses necessary changes to the medium.
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u/Magmorix Mar 29 '23
It would be really fun if they could get it out mid November to coincide with the date of the first game
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u/CitizenFiction Mar 28 '23
I mean... the picture in the post is literally a set photo. I think it's safe to say it's on track. I don't know about this year but it's definitely happening.
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u/Atomic12192 Mar 28 '23
Isn’t William technically the main villain?
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u/Aisianfaailure3908 Mar 29 '23
Yes, and they made him overpowered, he killed those 5 kids using only 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of his power, thanks yo his actor being Shaggy
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u/Creeperatom9041 Mar 28 '23
Markiplier hasn't been uploading around the same time this has been filming... hmmmm...
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u/-The-Character- Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 30 '23
I mean he is filming his own movie or something, though I think he’s said he cant confirm or deny that he’s in the fnaf movie
Edit: I looked into it a bit more and he said that he “can’t say anything” which some people are thinking means be may be under an nda or not allowed to reveal anything.
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u/God_is_carnage Mar 29 '23
He said the scheduling didn’t work out on the latest episode of the Distractible podcast.
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u/callmedaddyshark Mar 28 '23
... Which isn't that many nickels, but it's weird it happened three times
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u/TheGuy3273 Mar 28 '23
Is that a real bts photo?
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u/Mattshodo Mar 28 '23
No, it's a photo of the Fnaf movie set.
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u/Chaos_Ribbon Mar 29 '23
Stupid as fuck but that might have been the funniest thing I've ever read.
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u/temporaryfriend Mar 28 '23
Cocaine Bear is a hero! How dare you besmirch that working, single mother’s good name?!
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u/Urbanfalcon756 Mar 29 '23
Just like the angry birds movie, space jam 2, and other movies that heavily revolve around memes and Internet culture I feel like this movie is 5 years minimum too late.
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u/nmkd Mar 29 '23
It was announced just months after the fkrst game came out, this movie has been like 8 years in the making (well mostly planning I guess)
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u/Devious_Android88 Mar 29 '23
implying the movie is coming out this year implying Cocaine Bear and Winnie the Pooh are not the protagonists
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u/HandsOfAsclepius Mar 29 '23
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay
In the year of the bear
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u/Smart_Substance_7338 Mar 29 '23
third?? what was there besides cocaine bear
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u/Flandersmcj Mar 29 '23
It’s because we are subconsciously afraid of Russia, which is symboled by a bear.
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u/EarwaxWizard Mar 29 '23
So there's FNaF, Whinnie the Pooh and the third one?
Edit: I read the other comments. Cocaine Bear
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u/Metalsheepapocalypse Mar 29 '23
Is it gonna be better than Willys Wonderland tho….Nicolas Cage was so well versed in that movie, never missed a beat
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u/vectoralgebraist Mar 29 '23
There's a whole Wikipedia article about pairs of similar films which released shortly one after another
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u/psychodeli_sandwich Mar 29 '23
Anyone calling cocaine bear a horror movie doesnt know what a horror movie is
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u/SpeedyRex Mar 29 '23
It was advertised as a horror movie, and to be fair I don’t know too much about the movie because I only watched the pitch meeting
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u/SatnWorshp Mar 28 '23
I can't wait for the next one. I hear that Fozzy Bear loses it because he finally realized that everyone was laughing at him and not his jokes.